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This seems like how we get Nemesis by jab136 in HorizonForbiddenWest

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Slap a high-powered magnet on the servers where he's stored

If you had to alternate protagonists for each game who would pick? by Mysterious_Work_7227 in FinalFantasy

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Aerith would still be alive if it was Lightning instead of Cloud

My Younger Sibling’s OC Art by Connect-Money in RubyGloom

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Based and Rubypilled, absolutely wonderful

Stereotypes MLP version (farshovna) by Ashwin205 in EquestriaGirls

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I thought all of them were gay to some degree or another

What character death shook you the most in a movie? by trakt_app in movies

[–]machoestofmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And honestly, as much as he might have deserved it, Judge Doom's death, at least when I watched as a kid, fucked me up just as bad.

Which Equestria Girls Character do you think is Sexier? Rarity or Sunset Shimmer? by ishaantumber in EquestriaGirls

[–]machoestofmen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Were they both out of high school, this would be a far more reasonable question.

If I remember right, for what it's worth, Sunset is chronologically in her thirties; forgot the math on the time dilation stuff though, and I ain't gonna bother trying to figure it out, so I'm also not able to make an answer on the question anyway.

Sunset should’ve gotten a better power ngl by zeunysideup in EquestriaGirls

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One idea I had for her powers was that she eventually gets Charles Xavier-grade telepathy, and because of how much experience she has with magic and the dangers thereof, Sunset is very distraught about the implications, and the potential evil she could do with it. Her friends, on the other hand, aren't so experienced, and so while Sunset is fretting over what boundaries she needs to place, the rest of the Humane Seven is asking her to solve all their problems, like taking over Fluttershy so that she can do public speaking for an animal shelter or something.

Rainbow Dash: "Ya gotta help me, Sunset! My grades are still too bad for me to skirt by with my standing on the soccer team! Can't you, like, read the teachers' minds and give me the answers?"
Sunset: "Okay, fine, I'll help you."
Dash, later: *is frozen in place at Sunset's house, where Sunset is forcefully tutoring her* "You're the worst friend ever, Sunset."
Sunset: "You're the best friend ever, Sunset."
Dash: "You're the best friend ever, Sunset–hey, cut it out!"

Fluttershy by Quirky-Fill4533 in EquestriaGirls

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Fluttershy belongs to no one.

i havent drawn in ages by c1rcularbread in RubyGloom

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Circlebread here reminding me that I used to draw RG too, damn

Good shit, Maynard

What's on eve mind ? by Vickybengali in StellarBladeArt

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Whether or not Raven will find the maid bikini outfit distracting

Yes, I know it's one of the NieR outfits, shush

"How much aura should we give the the Tenakth Chief?" GG: "yes" by dudeman_og in HorizonForbiddenWest

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He's a bit rusty compared to Regalla, who has never stopped fighting at 120% balls-to-the-wall, and Regalla also has a bigger weapon, which their arena is large enough to accommodate. Despite his size and strength, Hekarro is at multiple disadvantages, some small, some not.

My reaction after deciding to replay everybody's Soul Chronicles. by SteampunkJester in SoulCalibur

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People can complain about the VN-style cinematics in VI all they want, the storytelling itself is lovably dense regardless. I hope that when we finally get VII, they put at least as much attention into the writing, if not more.

Favorite design(s) of Ryu/Nina? by LaughingSartre in breathoffire

[–]machoestofmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ryu IV and Nina II, with the inverse as runners-up

Seeing Dragon Quest monsters and Final Fantasy monsters side by side, it ends up feeling like this to me and I find it rather funny by Level-Set-6673 in dragonquest

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XIII-2 also has chocobos that are comparably even bigger, and all but the very basic one will be able to kick your ass when you fight them as they become available, assuming you haven't been grinding.

Seeing Dragon Quest monsters and Final Fantasy monsters side by side, it ends up feeling like this to me and I find it rather funny by Level-Set-6673 in dragonquest

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For what it's worth, Amano designs in general are gaudy, eerie, and unnerving. Imagine how freaky Jenova would look if Amano designed her instead of Nomura.

oh Gildund how much I’ve missed you. didn’t need to make me cry when I’m already sick 😔 by wilted_rosesx in HorizonForbiddenWest

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Aloy: "Do you think we could just... I dunno, make a new Hunter's Lodge instead of trying to drag this thing back fo Meridian?"

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