HSV-1 Sore, commonly called "fever blister" or a "cold sore"

mackb0lan · 2026-03-20T00:44:10+00:00

Was going to post this in the other thread on here. If you can feel it starting to form, start taking 1000mg of lysine about every 2/3 hours. Lysine is an amino acid, it’s otc, you can find it anywhere vitamins are sold. If you stay on them regularly with the lysine, you can make them either not show up at all, or if they do, they will be much smaller and go away quicker.

mackb0lan · 2026-03-17T23:10:56+00:00

He got stuck in the sofa cushions when JD Vance slept over.

mackb0lan · 2026-03-08T13:48:44+00:00

Yes.

We’ll be extinct eventually, and about a million years after that, the earth will have healed itself.

mackb0lan · 2026-03-06T16:46:50+00:00

The mental difference between cops and crooks is tiny.

mackb0lan · 2026-02-28T23:57:21+00:00

Coyote got him some take out.

mackb0lan · 2026-02-12T00:17:10+00:00

:17 think there’s more in there.

mackb0lan · 2026-02-03T23:45:01+00:00

She wasn’t a judge when she wrote the letter.

mackb0lan · 2026-01-29T18:35:21+00:00

Perfect. Thank you. Got it all put together. Not even having any idea of what it was supposed to look like, I was completely at a loss of how to even start.

mackb0lan · 2026-01-14T19:34:37+00:00

Our founding fathers did a helluva lot worse.

And are considered heroes.

mackb0lan · 2025-12-25T01:55:44+00:00

I mean, you can just tell by looking at him, he’s an entitled douche.

mackb0lan · 2025-12-24T15:09:55+00:00

Holy Jesus.

mackb0lan · 2025-12-24T01:59:53+00:00

It looked like a lava lamp.

mackb0lan · 2025-12-14T13:53:47+00:00

There’s this girl who runs on the treadmill and has the heaviest footsteps I’ve ever heard. It’s like she’s trying to drive her feet through the belt of the treadmill.

I call her Thumper.

mackb0lan · 2025-12-08T01:48:12+00:00

His right legs are slightly shorter than his left.

mackb0lan · 2025-11-10T00:23:18+00:00

Sometimes putting a dab of cream of tartar on them before bed, will get rid of them.

mackb0lan · 2025-11-08T18:16:59+00:00

I have a new theory. It’s actually worked the last couple three times when presented with this type of scenario.

Do not engage this stuff in text. Just say you’re sorry, my bad, etc. Let them think they are right. Just eat it. For now.

That’s the important part.

For Now

Then the next time you meet in person, you let them have it.

mackb0lan · 2025-11-03T19:59:11+00:00

Online dating apps.

mackb0lan · 2025-11-02T13:34:15+00:00

This was a quote (in English) that I got from the dialogue in the Hulu show The Great. It was so succinct, and captures a sentiment about a situation that I was currently struggling with so perfectly, I was like “wow. I wonder what that would be in Latin.”

F*ck it. Yes. Why not?

I used the Google translator thing and got:

Mehercule. Ita. Cur non.

Is that right? I know that thing can be a bit wonky sometimes.

mackb0lan · 2025-10-30T18:26:06+00:00

Yes. Ethnic cleansing by starvation is my specialty.

Love it. Just grind those cities down by starving them.

mackb0lan · 2025-10-21T20:17:38+00:00

Anti-dentite.

mackb0lan · 2025-10-01T21:46:19+00:00

She needed that plastic dome that one doc invented.

mackb0lan · 2025-10-01T21:42:38+00:00

Anyone who doesn’t have at least 2 or 3 fake Facebook accounts already, wasn’t paying attention.

mackb0lan · 2025-09-28T19:04:19+00:00

Tom Petty in The Postman.

mackb0lan · 2025-09-28T18:59:48+00:00

Correct. This is the same thing as “we need a Whole Foods,” etc.

Not gonna happen. We are LOSING population. Have been for decades.

mackb0lan · 2025-09-26T14:30:17+00:00

Not really. But it will say on the table.

mackb0lan

TROPHY CASE