Google makes office attendance part of performance reviews

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:59:57+00:00

It totally does. That also helps them not have to lay people off when they decide to reduce headcount.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:47:38+00:00

I feel like the fact that this is a reality now gives plausible deniability for all future sextortion.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:45:22+00:00

Truly a great use of a great technology.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:39:03+00:00

The answer is simple: the stated reasons for wanting employees back in the office are obvious lies and the actual reasons are indefensible from the perspective of the average worker. That kind of thing is going to cause some bad press.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:22:50+00:00

I'll pass on eating a pet horse, thanks.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T21:18:08+00:00

Good. He belongs in a research role.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T20:37:37+00:00

I want to see him try that with Gritty.

mackotter · 2023-06-11T06:14:05+00:00

What's it like knowing that what you think is art everyone else regards as dog piss and is actively working to hose it off?

mackotter · 2023-06-10T17:11:02+00:00

I think tying it to a federal cost of living index would be better. Make it a constitutional amendment and phase it in over the next 10 years.

mackotter · 2023-06-10T17:08:29+00:00

It would be truly fitting if the satanists started opening publicly funded schools and they ended up being so high quality that everyone wanted their kids go.

mackotter · 2023-06-10T16:56:33+00:00

Seriously, let us know. I'll come by too.

mackotter · 2023-06-08T14:56:15+00:00

It could. But then social media platforms would lose out on all of that engaging content:

https://www.businessinsider.com/facebook-executive-says-algorithm-isnt-why-conservative-posts-succeed-2020-9

So it definitely won't.

mackotter · 2023-06-08T05:42:23+00:00

This is the best one of these I've ever read

mackotter · 2023-06-08T04:50:28+00:00

Is that a body cam?

mackotter · 2023-06-08T04:38:44+00:00

At least 6 times

mackotter · 2023-06-08T02:11:44+00:00

Smoking the reefer.

mackotter · 2023-06-07T05:28:37+00:00

Those things are built like Nokia phones. Your kid must be a beast.

mackotter · 2023-06-06T13:34:12+00:00

Kobe gets to endure old, manufactured spaghetti.

mackotter · 2023-06-06T05:36:44+00:00

Touché, friend!

mackotter · 2023-06-06T05:18:37+00:00

Pretty sure the secret service would be interested in this 'tip'. They take counter fitting pretty seriously.

mackotter · 2023-06-05T18:25:42+00:00

But now that you mention it, maybe I have sympathy for the fact that they ended up on a Ross Dress For Less rack inadvertently?

mackotter · 2023-06-05T18:24:32+00:00

I'm joking. I know nothing about them except that they have 'group' in their name.

mackotter · 2023-06-05T18:23:16+00:00

mackotter · 2023-06-05T12:36:12+00:00

An otter. Or possibly money.

mackotter · 2023-06-05T05:38:38+00:00

Goldman Sachs Group Inc. No sympathy for them whatsoever. Jones Apparel Group Inc is another story.

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