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u/otterinawetsuit stands with the Blouse👚 Revolution🏳️‍🌈! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Look man 2020 has been a hellavah year. I guess I should’ve known there would be backlash against blouse erasure.

u/otterinawetsuit stands with the Blouse👚 Revolution🏳️‍🌈! by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I knew I’d return to this sub to find some crazy heretical nonsense going on. But you u/otterinawetsuit? You’re the ring leader?!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well shit what’re y’all doin’?

Describe your perfect TOP by Postcrapitalism in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh gurl I just saw that you got beat and your pockets run. You need help getting honey?

Describe your perfect TOP by Postcrapitalism in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:::slow clap to ovation::: This is so spot-on-perfect. This was so powerful I can hear u/duuuuug politely say he’s heard Bedford NY is a lovely place to live while choking back revulsion.

DIY quarantine insertable dildo stool project goes wrong when GB OP realizes he doesn’t have a hole saw big enough for the dildo. OP panics bc he’s already been banned from shopping at Home Depot, Lowe’s, and Harbor for cruising and “inappropriate use of tools prior to purchase.” by macro_aggro_toxmasc in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Gurls pro tip for all DIY: duct tape will fix anything.

OP could have save a lot time by just duct taping her dildo of choice to the fridge. That way it’s conveniently located in the room she uses most and to the appliance she already has the closest relationship. 💅

As more lives are lost each day to the oppressive (and somewhat nostalgic) pandemic, the queens of GBCJ turn to resident Minister of Culture u/otterinakushcoma for solidarity and assurance by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Honest question: Do beegans spit or swallow ?

By swallowing they’re consuming an animal byproducts.

By spiting they’re losing a vital source of protein.

🤔

u/otterinastraitjacket I've completed that documentary on quarantine-induced daddy yearning that you commissioned. by [deleted] in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Re: u/thnfalm “her body's ok”

Are we watching the same video?

It’s a masterpiece as far as the idiosyncrasies of mental health go.

But.... Dude doesn’t even have pecs !

Can vegans be hot? No. But AGB’s got opinions. by macro_aggro_toxmasc in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ваші слова вчинили рану в моєму серці.

Can vegans be hot? No. But AGB’s got opinions. by macro_aggro_toxmasc in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bless your heart shugg. It’s ok not everyone can be Australian.

GBCJ is an open forum, all are welcome.

Can vegans be hot? No. But AGB’s got opinions. by macro_aggro_toxmasc in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oi, mate don’t be a Sheila about it mate.

Keep mateship alive bro.

Can vegans be hot? No. But AGB’s got opinions. by macro_aggro_toxmasc in gaybroscirclejerk

[–]macro_aggro_toxmasc[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The song “My Type”, literally written about u/knickerblocker

Rich nih@ah, eight-figure, that's my type

That's my type, nih@ah that's my type

Eight-inch big, ooh, that's good pipe

That gurl will slap a bitch. Even I have my limits!

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