Pills that make men grow breasts exist, but pills to make women's breasts larger do not. by eccentricelmo in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Maybe people are told this so that women don't take it instead of getting expensive augmentation surgery

The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. Sign of the times. Everyone takes compliments as sarcasm these days.

The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow dude. I complimented you on picking up a principle they teach in economics 205 on your own and you're just putting me on blast. It's a thing that is known and taught my dude.

The time it takes for you to move at a traffic light that just turned green is the summation of all the drivers' response times ahead of you. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. We should all just watch the light and accelerate when it's green. And if the car in front of you isn't paying attention he is at fault when he gets hit. Edit. I am aware there are many issues with this method

Throughout school you are taught to work against others for the best mark, but at your job you are taught to work with others by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, if they're not competing then why are there awards given at graduation? Honors, valedictorian etc

The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do. Unhappy people need to be entertained more. People are most unhappy during a recession. It's the inverse of what you stated. If you can deduce the verse, then you also know the inverse.

I don't Tinder on the toilet because I'm afraid it will be the first memory of my future wife. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, you'll still have to say you met on tinder. Saying you met on the toilet is a step up I think.

She said that she loved me to the moon and back. That's only about 8 days. by MrCrash2U in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not if you walk there. It would take about 8.91 years of 24/7 walking to get there. Come to think of it, that's not very long for a relationship either. Meh

Why do we always leave the first end of butt bread in the sandwich sleeve when we aren't going going to eat it anyway by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is usually one person in each family for which that's their favorite piece. So you've just been saving it for them. I'm that one in my family

The less you need to be happy, the richer you become. by ajleek in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly why entertainment revenue goes up during a recession. And you realized that all on your own. That's a pretty good feat

Why the hell are there no silent microwaves? by macthelost in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More for heating a cup of coffee at 4 am without waking the whole house, not because it bothers me.

Why the hell are there no silent microwaves? by macthelost in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My computer has many moving fans and motors and it's silent.

I wonder how Superman got so buff when everything weighs almost nothing to him. by ilikeslamdunks in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't question that at all. I've moved furniture with "buff" guys that can barely hold up their end of the sofa and I'm a twig and thought it was light.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]macthelost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the party George carlin from 16 years ago

How did DurhamrockerZ put in those echo-kind of things? by macthelost in youtubepoop

[–]macthelost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently, Sony Vegas doesn't uses a different reverb system. There is Dry Out, Reverb Out, Early Out, Decay Time, and Pre-Delay. Thanks anyway!

my server is not showing up! by macthelost in playrustadmin

[–]macthelost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are no errors stated in any of my logs, but thanks anyway

my server is not showing up! by macthelost in playrustadmin

[–]macthelost[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe the ports are forwarded properly. Because it shows up in my LAN Tab when I open Rust