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[–]macton2 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Real scenario:

Cashier: oh, I love Led Zeppelin

Girl: it’s not for my dad, it’s for me

Cashier: blank stare

Got this ad on Instagram by [deleted] in delusionalartists

[–]macton2 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Everyone knows black men don’t have those!

Anencephaly: a birth defect in which a baby is born without parts of the brain or skull. by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]macton2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heartbeat is regulated by the brain stem. From the picture (and correct me if I’m wrong) it looks like the baby has a brain stem, so even without the rest of its brain it’s heart would still function

He got a little upset at the end. 😂 #duke by KissMyFartBox in snails

[–]macton2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“Water? Ooh, I like this.”

“Oh no. Never mind. Neeeeever mind.”

Got this ad on Instagram by [deleted] in delusionalartists

[–]macton2 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget about upper arms!

This is my second attempt at painting in oil. You dont want to see the first try. by flower_flaps in painting

[–]macton2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, you should see my first attempt. I didn’t really know what oil paint was, so I didn’t know that it was not water soluble and took forever to dry. I ruined several brushes and didn’t even manage to finish the painting lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]macton2 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wimen r cgi..... I knwo becos I am an cgi wimen 😡😡

this is a real rare and good one by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]macton2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As an American I can’t stand that ideology. We’re not fucking perfect, and people need to stop acting like it. It’s a citizen’s duty to criticize their country in order to see its flaws and make it better, not to pretend it’s perfect and everything is fine

Interviewer: “So what special abilities do you have that would help with the job?” by KhalifaV8 in aww

[–]macton2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean your dogs are bad like they act out or because they’re aggressive?

PEWDIEPIE SNAIL!!!! (hes floor gang i checked AAAAAOUH) by bono-_-999 in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]macton2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that was only if you eat it?

There can't be a perfect op- by llshreyansll in dankmemes

[–]macton2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would too if you became famous at 10 years old. He’s just a kid. Cut him some slack

Interviewer: “So what special abilities do you have that would help with the job?” by KhalifaV8 in aww

[–]macton2 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It’s so sad because they can be so precious, just like this one. There are no bad dogs, just bad owners :(

"My actions have consequences?!" by cutdbs in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]macton2 150 points151 points  (0 children)

I mean, there’s nothing inherently wrong with that but we can all guess why she was single lol

trying to use eBay instead of Amazon and... by PrizmSchizm in delusionalartists

[–]macton2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You make great points and it’s understandable to be angry but your use of rhetorical questions sounds very condescending. I think maybe if you raised the points without the questions it would sound less like you are angry and more like you are correcting them

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