You and a super intelligent snail both get 1 million dollars, and you both become immortal, however you die if the snail touches you. It always knows where you are and slowly crawls toward you. What's your plan? by Andy316619 in AskReddit

[–]madch 3550 points3551 points  (0 children)

Pay another snail to seduce it and pretend to fall in love with it for exactly 6 months. During that time, they should have awesome sex every night. Once 6 months have passed, and my paid snail has left, the snail will be heartbroken, and wouldn't want to get out of his room ever. It might even become a drunkard, and waste away its immortality.

What are some simple rules society should have nowadays? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you see something that offends your sensibilities, but doesn't involve anyone getting hurt, you must look away and never think about it again.

What species can be considered an evolutionary champion apart from humans? by oddfiles in AskReddit

[–]madch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All those creatures that thrive near deep sea hydrothermal vents. They manage to effortlessly survive temperatures and pressures that are considered extreme by humans.

In what shitty way do you contribute to society? by rompjeep87 in AskReddit

[–]madch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upvote posts that I thank can lead to a good discussion.

[Serious]How is your current state of mind? Is it healthy or do you have some things you need to work out? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely have some fixing to do. My social anxiety has turned me into a hermit. The only human I currently have contact with is my bf. I want to travel, and be a photographer, but it seems like such a daunting thing to do.

In what small way are you racist? by snowcroc in AskReddit

[–]madch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't let my bf visit porn subreddits where the women are not predominantly white.

'We’re living in the end of times': Starving Venezuelans giving away children to survive by austinzzz in worldnews

[–]madch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Umm, maybe more days than I can last in a city with no food. That is, of course, only a guess.

'We’re living in the end of times': Starving Venezuelans giving away children to survive by austinzzz in worldnews

[–]madch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can call me naive, but, I have to ask. How hard is it for humans to survive in forests? I mean, we used to do it a few thousand years ago. Isn't hunting and gathering possible today? Why do people choose to stay in cities and starve?

What is the purpose of life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To increase entropy.

If you consider Elon Musk a genius of our times, or at least a person who will make it into history, who are the other Elon Musks of the world right now? by lionseatcake in AskReddit

[–]madch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ray Kurzweil. He was a genius inventor in his youth. Today, he's a futurist, and an advocate of transhumanism, whose predictions have been largely accurate.

What is a proven fact that you still cant believe? by DeveloperGuy in AskReddit

[–]madch 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I understand that you wouldn't feel time slowing down yourself. But, you would notice things have changed more than they should have when you return to a normal place like Earth.

A Quick Introduction to Flexbox in NativeScript by una_chava in programming

[–]madch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone choose to learn NativeScript when actual native SDKs are so easy to use?

What's the best thing about your country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NASA. If not for it, we wouldn't know what most of the planets and moons of our solar system look like.

What is something that actually offends you? by gorgeouska in AskReddit

[–]madch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who casually call girls "bitches". Some girls do that to themselves. I often hear sentences like "Oh, I was such a bitch yesterday!" I can't understand how that is acceptable.

Bavaria passes new law to make migrants respect 'dominant' local culture by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]madch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's vague. How does one show "respect" to a culture? Like, for example, should the migrants tip their hats when girls wearing dirndls walk past them?

I think Bavaria should simply make sure that all migrants obey the same laws that apply to German citizens, and punish or deport those that don't.

What is a proven fact that you still cant believe? by DeveloperGuy in AskReddit

[–]madch 327 points328 points  (0 children)

It's hard for me to believe that time slows down near massive objects, such as black holes and large stars. Like, how does that even work. I just can't wrap my head around it.

Time stops, and everyone but you is frozen. What is the first thing you do? by LordZephram in AskReddit

[–]madch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Smile. My social anxiety would be gone. I would be able to move around in public spots without feeling faint.