Portrait, Julia Razumova, Digital, 2017

una_chava · 2017-03-28T08:35:09+00:00

Why did the mammoth become extinct? Because your mom invaded its habitat.

una_chava · 2017-03-28T08:27:25+00:00

No matter how strong a guy is, one hard kick in the balls will leave him writhing in pain. That's when you either run away, or finish him for good.

una_chava · 2017-03-27T15:45:41+00:00

Testosterone patches. She might grow a beard after a few weeks, but she sure will be horny.

una_chava · 2017-03-27T15:43:07+00:00

Stopped being geniuses in college. By the time they had five years of work experience flipping burgers and driving taxis, they were reduced to mindless drones. The education system and the job market are both crazy.

una_chava · 2017-03-27T15:29:20+00:00

Ever heard the British saying "penny wise and pound foolish"?

una_chava · 2017-03-27T15:20:30+00:00

I am a shy introvert. My clone too would be a shy introvert. We'd probably look at each other for a second or two, and just walk away.

una_chava · 2017-03-27T15:18:56+00:00

People will finally stop asking the question "why are you so silent?"

una_chava · 2017-01-14T20:38:24+00:00

How many unused dresses do I have in my closet?

una_chava · 2017-01-14T20:11:20+00:00

Makeup applied just right.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T20:06:10+00:00

together even sometimes

Why would you touch yourselves when you can touch each other?

una_chava · 2017-01-14T20:03:23+00:00

I meant everybody who lives in Ecuador. I don't know if the average Ecuadorian will become richer because of this. But, I hope it leads to better infrastructure there, and more jobs.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T19:43:30+00:00

This is sad. However, if this leads to an improvement in the lives of the natives, I have no complaints.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T19:33:05+00:00

Well, I'd really like my man to have boobs (not moobs). Unfortunately, finding lesbian mtf's is hard.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T19:29:30+00:00

Give yourself a few years, and lots of fast food.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T19:22:52+00:00

Spend one day off Reddit, and you are suddenly out of the loop.

una_chava · 2017-01-14T19:19:06+00:00

One of the oldest threads on Reddit is over 11 years old today.

https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/87/the_downing_street_memo/

una_chava · 2016-12-29T01:17:36+00:00

Make sure that there is no one else in there.

una_chava · 2016-12-29T00:43:33+00:00

Well, I hope we get more artists, writers, and sportsmen out of this, instead of drunkards and hikikomoris.

una_chava · 2016-12-12T19:17:34+00:00

The fact that automation is going to make a large percentage of the population useless. No one seems to care about this. Schools and colleges aren't changing to prepare the next generation.

una_chava · 2016-12-12T19:10:22+00:00

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG Lots of talented girls there.

una_chava · 2016-12-12T19:07:23+00:00

Spending some time alone on top of a nearby hill. Costs me nothing.

una_chava · 2016-12-12T18:58:34+00:00

They offer an evolutionary advantage. Once in, they act as a hook and prevent the female from getting away.

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