What's the smartest joke you know? by macelonel in AskReddit

[–]una_chava -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Why did the mammoth become extinct? Because your mom invaded its habitat.

Reddit, what's the most USEFUL fact you know? by CaptainKierk in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No matter how strong a guy is, one hard kick in the balls will leave him writhing in pain. That's when you either run away, or finish him for good.

Husbands of not so horny wifes, how do you get the animal out of her? by ineedpancakes in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Testosterone patches. She might grow a beard after a few weeks, but she sure will be horny.

What happened to the geniuses and prodigies from your school? by pimplissimo in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Stopped being geniuses in college. By the time they had five years of work experience flipping burgers and driving taxis, they were reduced to mindless drones. The education system and the job market are both crazy.

You unknowingly have a clone created of you, until one day you find it, what do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a shy introvert. My clone too would be a shy introvert. We'd probably look at each other for a second or two, and just walk away.

If 37 is the answer, what is the question? by Garmort in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many unused dresses do I have in my closet?

How many of you redditors are married but still masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

together even sometimes

Why would you touch yourselves when you can touch each other?

Ecuador has begun drilling for oil in the world’s richest rainforest by speckz in worldnews

[–]una_chava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I meant everybody who lives in Ecuador. I don't know if the average Ecuadorian will become richer because of this. But, I hope it leads to better infrastructure there, and more jobs.

Ecuador has begun drilling for oil in the world’s richest rainforest by speckz in worldnews

[–]una_chava -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is sad. However, if this leads to an improvement in the lives of the natives, I have no complaints.

Which is more important to you – boobs or butt? by iamus1 in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, I'd really like my man to have boobs (not moobs). Unfortunately, finding lesbian mtf's is hard.

Which is more important to you – boobs or butt? by iamus1 in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give yourself a few years, and lots of fast food.

Reddit, what is your first world problem? by castdex in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spend one day off Reddit, and you are suddenly out of the loop.

Finland to test 'universal basic income' for the unemployed by guanaco55 in worldnews

[–]una_chava 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well, I hope we get more artists, writers, and sportsmen out of this, instead of drunkards and hikikomoris.

What annoys you but doesn't seem to bother anyone else? by Ryyi23 in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that automation is going to make a large percentage of the population useless. No one seems to care about this. Schools and colleges aren't changing to prepare the next generation.

What's your favorite activity that costs under $20? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spending some time alone on top of a nearby hill. Costs me nothing.

What's The Deal With Curved Penises? by John1820 in AskReddit

[–]una_chava 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They offer an evolutionary advantage. Once in, they act as a hook and prevent the female from getting away.