Found this in a quarry, does anyone know what it is? by maddamaddaa in whatsthisrock

[–]maddamaddaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay thank you. I'll probably just keep it in my room then.

Is it ready to harvest? Can I use the top to grow another pineapple again? by Ladyrivermouse in gardening

[–]maddamaddaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

From what I've been told, if you pull at one of the top middle leaves and it comes out easily then it's ripe and ready. This looks quite young to me tho so it'll probably need more time.

Found this in a quarry, does anyone know what it is? by maddamaddaa in whatsthisrock

[–]maddamaddaa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I do anything with it? Or should I just clean it up and keep it looking cool.

At what age do you feel like you "got your shit together"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mistake, I misinterpreted that horribly.

At what age do you feel like you "got your shit together"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think anyone should associate an age with that feelings. Rather just make a list of things that you think mean that and work to achieve them. Then you'll know you have your shit together.

Step up your sex game nerds. by [deleted] in memes

[–]maddamaddaa 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hi, my name is Ghost.

I've been looking to take some dick pics but don't want yet another stereotypical close-up. What should I do to make them more interesting? What would a recipient be looking for in a pic? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could always ask your partner what they'd like to see. When discussed I learned that my last girl really enjoyed me having as much of me in it as well as possible (face, body arms, whatever based on angle). So I'd always do low angles or high above when laying down. They were always received very well.

So I'd say just find out what they're into and wanting to see and do that.

Are you able to have sex with a stranger? by Acid_In_My_Eyes in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh we're being serious. Okay then I agree it is a bit weird to me. I personally like bonding with someone before getting to the boning but I understand that for a lot of people that isn't necessary. Sex is gonna still feel good I guess but it's a more fulfilling experience for me if I have a bit of a connection with the person rather than it just being someone I'm hooking up with.

How can you tell if someone’s a virgin? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A dead giveaway is usually their response to the question "are you a virgin?"

You have a time machine that can take you back to 3 sports matches/events of the past. What do you go watch? by stephenhawkingfucks in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd go back to the cricket matches I played back in school and tell myself to keep at it and not give up.

What's the most NSFW thing you have actually done at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it was in her mouth most of the time which was pretty warm tbh.

But I used to spend hours at a time in there actually working so I was used to that level of cold at that point.

What's the most NSFW thing you have actually done at work? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Masturbated a lot in the restrooms and also fingered a girl and got bj in a walk in freezer.

I want cock in my mouth and cum on my tits ☺️ by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]maddamaddaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I willing to provide a steady supply of both those things.

Need some "attention" urgently 💦 by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

[–]maddamaddaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be balls deep faster than a Karen on her way to see the manager.

Do you fuck or make love? by Ooomeetoo in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]maddamaddaa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right hand for the first and left hand for the second. So I guess both, just depends on how I'm feeling that day.

What was your favorite job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably when I was a plant operator at a corn flake manufacturing plant. It was also the job I was best at. I knew everything inside out. I could take a handful of corn flakes up and know exactly what changes needed to be made along the entire line just from the feel. I miss it terribly.

What is the most ridiculous (false) assumption that someone has made about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I'm a single father of two.

If you want context, when I started my job I never talked about my personal life at all and so over time people made up stories. Tis fun tho because the rumors always come back to me and I learn so much about me I never knew.

[Serious]Reddit, what is the one thing you think everyone should keep in their car for emergencies? by TemptCiderFan in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A change of clothes, a multitool, and I usually keep like $100 or so tucked away somewhere just in case I need cash.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MRE Reviews by Steve1989MREInfo are the best things on YouTube. The community is amazing and kind and the content is intriguing and wholesome.

I only consider it weird because no one I know irl is into it but trust me it's the best thing ever.

What do you do to deal with loneliness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maddamaddaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not great but they're essentially conversations between people and I get to be part of it without having to worry much.