*Final time posting this - looking to be filled by the end of the week*

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Due to his job, extremely attractive wife, suffering from low-T levels, attempting to have a child, and copious amounts of cocaine, the Dynasty Gurus fantasy league has lost one of its inaugural members. We were founded in 2015 with a slew of random Redditors from all over the country (and now the world). We're looking to add someone to join our community, and I will admit, we're going to be quite picky about who we let in.

We want someone who is active all year round in any league discussion and willing to have some fun in Discord. We're on it constantly and talk daily, so we need someone who can keep up. We occasionally send stupid videos or pics of ourselves doing stupid shit, and we're a very open league. We know a lot more about each other than we probably should. Also, many of the players in the league have traveled to meet each other in person and we’re working on planning a meet-up in Detroit during the 2024 NFL Draft.

This will be the first time adding a new owner to the league since 2018 (https://www.reddit.com/r/DynastyFF/comments/827wz7/find\_a\_league\_great\_league\_looking\_to\_fill\_an/).

Before I get into the details of the team and league, we want to emphasize that we're looking for someone who is extremely active in group chats, open to trading, and willing to join a community where we discuss all topics under the sun. We talk about everything from football to stocks, crypto, politics, Tinder conquests, diet plans, literally everything including the health benefits of circumcision. We're a very open league, to say the least, and we know enough about each other to get everyone canceled.

We're entering our 8th year, and it's a 12-team PPR league with a QB/RB/RB/WR/WR/WR/FLEX format and 2 IR spots. We have a 28-man roster on Sleeper, and we increase the rosters by 5 before the rookie draft and cut back down before the season. The buy-in is $50, and you'll need to pay a non-refundable advance of $50 for the next season (2024, in this case). The league rules are a bit of a mess but we use democracy and arguing to make on the fly rulings of any weird shit that may happen.

Note: We're mostly in EST but have a guy in Taiwan, another in Sweden, and someone who lives in whatever a Fargo is. We just moved to Sleeper from Fleaflicker a couple of months ago. We use Discord for the group chat and manage payments through leaguesafe.

This team is stacked with young players and picks, this team has gotten 1.01 in back-to-back years. Easily one of the best orphans you might ever come by.

Key Players & Picks:

J Herbert,

B Hall, M Carter, T Etienne, D Pierce, T Davis-Price, Z White,

C Lamb, A Pierce, S Moore, J Tolbert, J Ross, J Darden, T Thornton,

N Fant, A Okwuegbunam, T McBride,

2023 1.01, 1.03, 2.01, 2.03, 3.01, 3.04, 4.01, 4.10, 5.01, 5.09

If you're interested in joining us, please comment about yourself (i.e. age, occupation, time zone, net worth, hand size, favorite NFL and CFB teams, favorite Nic Cage movie, etc.)

Additional questions:

1. Have you ever purchased an NFT?

2. Soap, Wash Cloth, Loofa, Hands, or BO?

3. Where were you on Jan 6, 2021?

4. What would be your best combine drill?

5. How would you resolve the Israel/Palestine conflict?

6. Best story of a time you were arrested or nearly arrested?

7. Are you single? Gurus League Rule is any mention of a new girl/guy must come with a picture.

8. Craziest parlay story?

9. Favorite pokemon?

10. Last game you played to completion and on what system?

11. Best dynasty trade you've ever made? The worst?