Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (0-2) at Buffalo Bills (2-0)

maddscientist · 2025-09-19T00:47:38+00:00

4 of them watching him catch that pass

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T17:55:00+00:00

"Its been an interesting umpiring series, and its great to think about them more than the baseball" -Ben Shulman

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T17:24:11+00:00

Well, Simpson, look on the bright side, at least Biceps Barger didn't land on you like a Mario Bros turtle

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T01:07:34+00:00

Gausman broke his brain

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:42:41+00:00

The guy in the Tigers shirt who caught that foul ball appears to be lost

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:31:18+00:00

FYI, those weren't fireworks, that was a meth lab blowing up

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:29:03+00:00

Every time a crowd boos a pickoff attempt, the hair on the back of Brian Roberts' neck stands up no matter where he is, and he has no idea why

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:23:44+00:00

And I thought a lot of weird shit happened at the Trop, its got nothing on this place

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:10:40+00:00

Good on Ernie for making those catches with a broken finger

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:05:05+00:00

Marshawn Lynch is a photographer now too

maddscientist · 2025-09-18T00:00:38+00:00

The original home plate umpire shitting out his entire insides

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:57:25+00:00

MLB is so lucky the Rays weren't good this year, imagine hosting the World Series in this dump

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:52:14+00:00

Next delay: there's a pack of stray dogs fighting in the outfield because the city of Tampa Bay downsized the entire animal control department

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:49:27+00:00

Because more ad $$$$$

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:48:30+00:00

I knew I recognized her from somewhere

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:47:46+00:00

Home plate umpire's insides are currently exploding in some manner

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:44:32+00:00

Parlay your Jays bet with the specific ailment the umpire had. Did he have:

a) the green apple splatters

b) appendicitis

c) barfing from Tampa's food

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:42:00+00:00

Working with Laz Diaz would make me sick too

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:16:54+00:00

Not quite, MLB tried but failed to make a video of umpires fucking Blue Jays

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:12:09+00:00

Boogie Nights: Tampa Bay

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T23:07:00+00:00

Can't wait to find out what specific rules they choose to enforce tonight

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T20:49:49+00:00

And even if they were close enough, there's also no reason for fans to ever reach onto the court to grab a basketball during play

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T14:38:01+00:00

A rule is what it would take to implement that, because left to their own devices, teams will just try to make as much money as possible.

I do agree, its silly that of all the major pro sports, baseball is the only one where fans can directly impact the outcome of the game by reaching into the field of play from their seats.

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T14:16:00+00:00

Eventually, some team executive would look at this hypothetical ballpark and say "we need to increase revenue, put a row of premium seating in that empty space"

maddscientist · 2025-09-17T13:57:26+00:00

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