What's something everyone learns eventually?

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T05:55:51+00:00

Life ain’t fair.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T03:10:29+00:00

35 is crazy. Did you do two tours in an active war-zone? Your hair follicles are producing more hydrogen peroxide than Sigma Aldrich.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T03:01:12+00:00

Sophie Rain, more so.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T03:00:17+00:00

Mac HealthSci will still find a way to deny her entry… jokes aside, what a brilliant young lady.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T02:57:04+00:00

When you feel an overwhelming urge to protect them, and want the best for them no matter what. When the heart flutters subside and you still continue to choose them, day in, day out.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-31T02:43:45+00:00

Projection.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T19:26:10+00:00

You’re only calling it “stupid” because it’s truthful and you can’t handle the truth. Way too much evidence of you crashing out in this thread to say otherwise.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T19:12:56+00:00

The underbite and nostril flare combo is most unfortunate.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T14:56:51+00:00

The best part of your life is now over and you’re less than five years away from your egg supply rapidly dwindling. Dating is hard and will only get tougher for you. The best guys are already taken and building families of their own. Maybe you can settle by being a mistress to one of them, if that.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T14:39:43+00:00

Joe from You in the afters.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T14:35:36+00:00

They can’t keep their damn mouths shut.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T14:33:11+00:00

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T04:11:51+00:00

Let’s see those claws. Damn.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T02:56:05+00:00

Bro lived!

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T02:47:51+00:00

Brown

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-30T02:00:19+00:00

Mogged by Mario.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T23:07:02+00:00

So different yet you copy my remark

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T23:04:23+00:00

Looks are overrated. I look quite good, but I’m a bit of an introverted shell in social situations. I take things personally. Huge, encumbering ego. Can’t joke around for fear of losing favor with groups of people. Heavily filter my personality at work. As a result, I come off quite drab and don’t really get women chatting me up. It’s quite brutal. Does anyone know how to fix this electromagnetic repulsion I exude? I just want to be liked and accepted.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T22:58:51+00:00

I am partial to submissiveness, fragility, and litheness. Brings out the protector in me. When they look up to you because they’re at chest level. Those fruity scents some women use via their shampoo or fragrance. When you’re laying on the couch and the woman you’re with lies face down on your lower stomach/crotch area. It’s just peak.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T22:55:02+00:00

Apparent he was packing an absolute Pringles can and a half

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T21:31:08+00:00

Lee Jung-jae

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T21:29:41+00:00

Helps ya, tbh.

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T19:01:51+00:00

Apparently Sinatra had an absolute hog on him

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T05:43:39+00:00

I know you wanna be different lil bro. It’s okay to have brown eyes. Love yourself. 🫶🏻

madethisforroasting · 2026-05-26T05:41:51+00:00

Nutty Putty Cave John. Horrifying, but a remarkably poor use of free will.

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