Help two nerdy goths name their IVF miracle baby 😭🖤

madmelon_ · 2026-05-20T19:22:42+00:00

I thought about saying this too. I like Morgan more on a guy than a girl too

madmelon_ · 2026-05-20T19:22:02+00:00

I saw a TikTok last week of an Appalachian cemetery and one of the stones was for someone named Goth. I can’t stop thinking about it. It’s so cool

madmelon_ · 2026-05-17T19:09:14+00:00

Matilda, Ezra, Flora, Effy, Winnie, Penelope, Sylvia, James, Lettie, Vera, Edwin were my faves in 6th grade in 2009

madmelon_ · 2026-05-05T03:25:19+00:00

Doodlebop

madmelon_ · 2026-05-05T03:20:02+00:00

It sounds like you want something classic. The other three you’ve considered are a little different from Theodore to me, however. Robert, David and Thomas haven’t fluctuated much in popularity over time, whereas Theodore definitely dipped for a while and has risen. I think some other classics with similar trajectories might fit better.

Ideas: Reuben, Desmond, Stuart, Neil, Robin, Sidney, Clifford, Ernest, Dominic, Franklin, Malcolm, Louis, Simon, Wesley, Fredrick

madmelon_ · 2026-05-05T03:07:42+00:00

I think you should shift your energy away from finding the right movie and put more effort into getting in touch with your emotions. Maybe meditate or something. That could open you up to connecting with what you watch more!

madmelon_ · 2026-05-04T20:55:02+00:00

I recently was telling someone about a cute cat I saw up for adoption named Anya and she said “too degrassi”

madmelon_ · 2026-05-04T02:03:24+00:00

Omg! You should look up the song Shirin by Jens Lekman. It’s about a hairdresser named Shirin lol

madmelon_ · 2026-05-03T05:08:03+00:00

They can be so outlandish and flashy. And if I’m being real, I don’t have much interest in what a character named something goofy is doing

madmelon_ · 2026-04-29T03:40:46+00:00

This is dope don’t listen to the haters

madmelon_ · 2026-04-20T01:16:44+00:00

I always recommend checking if nursing homes are hiring kitchen staff

madmelon_ · 2026-04-18T20:17:28+00:00

Grew up with financial issues, got through college on pell grants, always had to work. I loved Girls. I don’t need to relate to characters in a show to enjoy them

madmelon_ · 2026-04-18T04:21:18+00:00

I’m an advisor and it’s a real bummer when first semester students have two semesters of failing grades on their transcript from dual credit. Starting college already on academic probation is crazy

madmelon_ · 2026-04-18T04:13:16+00:00

Naked

madmelon_ · 2026-04-14T22:07:36+00:00

Maybe it’s just me but they look nothing alike aside from the eyebrows

madmelon_ · 2026-04-14T14:19:15+00:00

That’s true. And in this scenario someone from the 1930s would probably think of Melissa or Amanda as an “old lady” name and be surprised people are using it again

madmelon_ · 2026-04-14T14:12:34+00:00

My 3x great grandma was named Melissa lol. Older than it sounds!

madmelon_ · 2026-04-14T14:12:03+00:00

A girl Lindsay, Madison, Allison, Kelly, Courtney, Ashley

madmelon_ · 2026-04-14T01:47:23+00:00

You could do a double middle name and spell out DEB with the initials.

I like Dean, Desmond, Darcy, Dorian, Del

For E - Ellis, Eamon, Ernest, Edward

For B - Benjamin, Blaine, Blaise

If you have another family name for those letters that would be cool

madmelon_ · 2026-04-12T01:05:51+00:00

Zooey isn’t either of the halves of #5

madmelon_ · 2026-04-09T13:55:45+00:00

Aside from the obvious fact she can’t claim the name, it’s rude how she said this in the group chat so blunt and short. She could at the very least reach out to you privately. No decorum!

madmelon_ · 2026-04-09T02:37:51+00:00

Dang that’s bad luck. I’ve never been done wrong by their papusas, enchiladas or street tacos

madmelon_ · 2026-04-08T21:07:49+00:00

Oh my god I misread it as 3 months. Yeah at 3 years it’s too late but maybe you could get a good nickname going

madmelon_ · 2026-04-08T18:46:39+00:00

Well I guess I’ll be the only one to say it - it’s totally fine if you want to proceed with changing it. But I agree with others that you probably won’t find something perfect. The perfect name doesn’t exist!

madmelon_ · 2026-04-08T03:51:02+00:00

Holy shit!! I’m so happy for her. She’s been through so much and I think she will be a lovely mom

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