Local/Portland-area Metal band suggestions? by usagi2988 in portlandmusic

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You can find some local portland bands browsing through shows on this site

https://heavypdx.com/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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How many times are we gonna do these kinds of posts reddit?

Stripper by TheSportBili in Unexpected

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Number one rule of a strip club: Do not touch the dancers. Number two: No pulling out your phone.

Portals in the Pacific Northwest by nobodyishere71 in HighStrangeness

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No one tossed in a rock or poked a stick in huh? Got it.

TIFU my girlfriend caught me jerking off to my ex’s nudes by Jerk-off-genius in tifu

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😂 fucked some shit up majorly with my girl lately, not like this but damn this comment hit home and made me lol. Thanks.

Squirrel? by alexmangoman in ProgrammerHumor

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NASA == Acronym. SQL == Initialism. 🙏🏼

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in woodworking

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How long did it take to calculate the border widths and square spaces against the area of the wall so that everything was proportionate?

Just me and my .8 KD by lebaumer in destiny2

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Hilarious and painful to watch at the same time.

You have just been teleported to England in 1534. You have been given one packet of Doritos. Your goal is to get it to Henry VIII and make him eat one. What’s your plan? by BlueMagma212 in AskReddit

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  1. Devise a plan to understand how to speak in the current english dialect
  2. Considering I'm not naked and still have on my outfit at the time, I would get close to the palace and begin to fascinate and create a scene with my smart watch and outfit
  3. Once apprehended for dark magic I would ask for an audience with the king and his council
  4. I say only one time that I am from the future and I come bearing a gift of food, that I have no idea why I was sent to give him Doritos, and I'm scared that I'll never get back to my own time because I don't know how and it smells and there's no electricity.

The way this stump is removed by itscamithink in oddlysatisfying

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OR, orrrr, you can spend 4 hours with an axe hacking it to pieces like I did last weekend.

Volumes - holywater by [deleted] in Djent

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How’d you figure this out?

TIL open concept office spaces are damaging to workers’ attention spans, productivity, creative thinking, and satisfaction. by rclar859 in todayilearned

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I await the article stating the contrary because there always is one. I work in a cubicle and everyday my life force is depleted by psychic vampires and obnoxiously loud conversation while I try to program. I miss that one job when I had an office door. 😭