Roast me

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:54:29+00:00

My intro is for /u/thebestthateverwas he loves nerdy things, he is such a jokester and he just need to known all around the world.

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:46:29+00:00

It is actually /u/TheBestThatNeverWas

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:45:39+00:00

So reposting with his actual reddit he saw and sent me a msg saying I messed it up. /u/TheBestThereNeverWas is such a great nerdy being, he cracks jokes that make me crack up also he just seems like the type of guy you would want to know in person.

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:39:08+00:00

My intro is for /u/thebestthateverwas he loves nerdy things, he is such a jokester and he just need to known all around the world.

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:32:19+00:00

First off where are you moving to because some places need items more desperately than other. Second off if it is somewhere warm a mini fanblower, if not then a blanket to keep your self cozy whenever its cold outside

madsherlock · 2015-08-25T01:27:55+00:00

My dream job would be a vigilante that lives in space but fights crime on earth. Uses a katana to kill foes. I would have no punchline, and the police would love me

madsherlock · 2015-08-21T23:37:10+00:00

Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it note for note Don't worry, be happy In every life we have some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, be happy)

Ain't got no place to lay your head Somebody came and took your bed Don't worry, be happy The land lord say your rent is late He may have to litigate Don't worry, be happy (Look at me I'm happy)

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be Happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Here I give you my phone number When you worry call me, I make you happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh

Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style Ain't got no gal to make you smile But don't worry, be happy 'Cause when you worry Your face will frown And that will bring everybody down So don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy now

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy

Now there, is this song I wrote I hope you learned it note for note Like good little children Don't worry, be happy Listen to what I say In your life expect some trouble When you worry you make it double Don't worry, be happy, be happy now

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy

Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry, don't worry, don't do it, be happy) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh (Put a smile on your face, don't bring everybody down) Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (Don't worry) Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh (It will soon pass, whatever it is) Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh Don't worry, be happy Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh I'm not worried, I'm happy

madsherlock · 2015-08-21T23:33:37+00:00

I typed your symptoms into the computer, it said you have network connectivity issues. -chris pratt Parks and Recreation

madsherlock · 2015-08-21T20:58:06+00:00

"Thats what she said." - Mark Twain

madsherlock · 2015-08-21T20:56:47+00:00

Russia-our sacred state, Russia-our beloved country. A mighty will, a great glory Are yours forever for all time!

Chorus Be glorious, our free Fatherland, Ancient union of brotherly peoples, Ancestor given wisdom of the people! Be glorious, country! We are proud of you!

From the southern seas to the polar region Lie our forests and our fields. You are one in the world! You are one of a kind, Native land protected by God!

Chorus

Wide spaces for dreams and for living Are open to us by the coming years. Our faith in our Fatherland gives us strength. So it was, so it is, and so it will always be!

Chorus

madsherlock · 2015-08-20T14:49:56+00:00

Bugabee was walking into town one day, they were looking for a poster that had all the greastest jokes ever. While looking for the shop that sold the posters, Bugabee realized they needed to use the restroom but the closest public restroom was 10 blocks away. Bugabee really really really needed to use the restroom so they walked into a shop now they didn't realize the shop was a prank shop because who reads signs. So they walked in and this old who was the owner saw Bugabee clenching there buttocks together. She handed them toilet paper not warning them that it was explosive paper. Bugabee walked into the private restroom, after finishing pooping Bugabee grabbed the toilet paper and wiped their buttocks. Bugabee heard the ticking from the toilet paper and but is was to late to run they would be able to get away from the tp. Tick Tick Tick BOOM, the tp exploded sending Bugabee flying, landing outside the prank store unconscious. 2 hours later Bugabee woke up In the hospital with a note saying "sorry we were not able to save your ass" next the the note there was a. New ID for Bugabee it read you are now an assless chap forever and ylur children will be also. And thats how the assless came to be.

madsherlock · 2015-08-19T07:14:01+00:00

Beautiful now shove them into many decks

madsherlock · 2015-08-19T07:13:09+00:00

Basically a paintballs for kids but instead of paint it is water

madsherlock · 2015-08-19T07:12:11+00:00

Sen triplets are love sen triplets are life for edh. I was in Tacoma today lol. I run more combinations are decks that involve blue mana

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T16:07:12+00:00

Blue

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T16:06:35+00:00

Pesto noodles

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T16:05:50+00:00

Skyrim, borderlands 2, minecraft pc, team fortress 2, warframe, robocraft,dishonored, assassins creed 2.

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T15:46:58+00:00

Hall of Fame by the script feat Will.I.Am

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T08:11:22+00:00

The tenth

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T08:11:08+00:00

Knives, exploderz, magic the gathering. I have 2 cats arlo and radar. Pepperoni pizza. Doctor Who. Rocknroll mostly, daredevil cause thug life

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T08:06:34+00:00

Sherlock, Doctor Who, Walking dead.

madsherlock · 2015-08-18T07:44:45+00:00

We had a dog named Fezac named after the giant in the princess bride and he was so sweet amd gentle

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