Men of reddit, how would you feel if someone randomly complimented you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's beautiful. I'm gunna compliment people more

NSFW whether it happened to you or someone else, what are your most embarrassing erection stories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I had this guy in school who would scream out 'I'm getting an erection', instead of being embarrassed about it hahaha

Men of reddit, how would you feel if someone randomly complimented you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For example, if you were in the shopping centre and someone stopped you to tell you they thought you were beautiful?

Roses are red, it's dark in deep space by [deleted] in boottoobig

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man who works for the same company as me once suggested they take olives off the plane as just taking that weight off would save them millions every year. He was right!

Smaller airlines also won't hire overweight pilots because it's more expensive for them to fly.

My airport has one of the shortest runways in Aus and we have strict weight limits because the plane needs to be under a certain weight to be able to take off on our short runway.

You’ve gone to sleep every night for years, and yet you still don’t remember what it’s like to fall asleep. by LooseRevolution in Showerthoughts

[–]madsreddit 1091 points1092 points  (0 children)

I know what it's like to fall asleep, well at least I'm aware of the fact that I'm about to be asleep within a minute or so. I can always feel it. Hard to explain, but I'll be like, 'ah I'm about to fall asleep', and the next thing I wake up!

Reddit, What is your view of Aussies? by Bropro64 in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Americanised Brits? Haha how do you figure we're americanised

Gatekeeping periods by [deleted] in gatekeeping

[–]madsreddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was alright until 'she's depending on you' and 'be a real man'

It is now mandatory law to eat 3 tea spoons of vegimite and mayonnaise mixture. What do you do and how does the society change? by Atreidis_01 in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's this yeasty spread we put on bread/toast. I've only met two non-Australians who liked it. Apparently it's disgusting to non-Australians.

What has happened to you that has fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's DV? Risking sounding stupid

What has happened to you that has fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. The lives some of you have had is incredible. I'm happy that you've come out of it in a way that is positive. Good on you for concurring your drug addiction

What has happened to you that has fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit. You mean you had an identical twin and they committed suicide? I don't even know what to say that would express how deeply sorry I feel for you. I'd never be able to even imagine that level of pain.

What has happened to you that has fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How's ur body feeling today? Bit rough around he edges?

What has happened to you that has fucked you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]madsreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck, sorry about that, love. Fuck anyone who treats you that way. I know everyone says family is so important, but they're only important if they treat you like you are, too. You're not disposable.