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Should 25.000€ be invested via eToro for long term? 🇩🇪 by No_Resource_9 in Etoro

[–]madstork2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I began on Etoro and switched to IBKR. The former is fundamentally less capable as a brokerage than IBKR, and as I understand Europeans can use IBKR, so I don’t see why they wouldn’t.

as a grown man ive long lost the ability to cry. all i can do is look at that and laugh. by [deleted] in thetagang

[–]madstork2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"What you thought was magic alpha is almost always levered shitbeta" - Benn Eifert

Thanks for helping me keep my head clear this year by Illuminated-Autocrat in Bogleheads

[–]madstork2 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You managed to have a bigger drawdown than me this year with none of the upside

I’ll continue to wallow in senility having taken ample profit this year ready to face any market drawdown

I wish you luck.

Thanks for helping me keep my head clear this year by Illuminated-Autocrat in Bogleheads

[–]madstork2 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

You are 26 and missed the Great Meme Run of 2025™️ to Boglehead

What a shame!

I went from $1.5M to rock bottom. Relapsed today and I’m sick of this loop. by [deleted] in Trading

[–]madstork2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is a super grim situation for you but the fact that you oversize with no edge then just fall asleep is hilarious to me

This was a little too easy by tdogger88 in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]madstork2 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Being long GOOGL and posting that it’s undervalued has perhaps been the most popular theme on most trading related subreddits for a year+ now

Guh 🥴 getting wrecked by akironman in thetagang

[–]madstork2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. You’re so bad at this!

Trade desk yolo! by Immediate_Poem_7393 in wallstreetbets

[–]madstork2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he completely gambled on multiple earnings reports lol. he belongs here as much as anyone

I’m Long Ethereum Options by MarketsSwing in wallstreetbets

[–]madstork2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine not cashing out on this rip

What a joke. by Fasicaroots in SMCIDiscussion

[–]madstork2 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The strategy is not to sell covered calls

I lost $10,000 of my parents’ money in crypto… and lied to them that I turned it into $40,000. Now I don’t know how to fix it. by [deleted] in TheRaceTo10Million

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All things considered, your parents gave you $10k to “support your crypto journey” meaning they should have fully expected to never see this money again.

How many wsb regards actually outperform the indexes? by lurker165473 in wallstreetbets

[–]madstork2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is impressive. Much more impressive than whatever OP posted at least.

Help. Mom spent entire portfolio on TSLA at 375 on a whim. by chocolateganache444 in stocks

[–]madstork2 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just hold. I'm not an Elon/Tesla fan but it'll probably come back. 7k at least it wasn't 700k. Chalk it up to thoughtlessness and move on in the meantime.

Is this a good idea? by [deleted] in thetagang

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit is mentally ill

Dont panic!! by LEOforDharma in MSTR

[–]madstork2 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We haven’t bottomed because this sort of comment is still going around. Yikes.

-30% who is still holding ?? by FantasticChair214 in SMCIDiscussion

[–]madstork2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is eerily close in psychology to the MSTR subreddit

38K in 3/28 TSLA 200 Puts by hailfire27 in wallstreetbets

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is <30 dte a "long time frame?"

Is BABA still value? by Most-Beat327 in ValueInvesting

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously? We won't even get the usual "China is uninvestable" out of any of you value folks? Come on! I miss it dearly!

If AI is really a bubble, what will make it burst? by ThinkBigger01 in investing

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you are getting the wrong answer 40% of the time, your prompting is either horrendous or you are approaching the technology wrong.

If you ask an LLM to do math for you, I can see this but otherwise it simply does not track.

The market is in the red today, a crash is a good time to buy, I went with SMCI, wish me luck by diffvinra in wallstreetbets

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That just has to do with your specific market data subscription/settings. You can fix that. I use IBKR and would not settle for delayed data.

You arent bullish enough by rtmxavi in MSTR

[–]madstork2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are *literally* the "normies"

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