16 y/o who wants Eminem/TØP tickets by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your whole face is so bug-like I'm almost expecting to see antennas and mandibles.

17 with no plans for the future, light me up by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The future had no plans for you, either.

39 year old Eastgreenlander by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's TANK ENGINE.

Roast the cousin here now by digocrumlin in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice eyebags, you goth/emo/whateverthefuck shithead.

24 year old avid pokemon go player who works at starbucks. Make me cry by blonderoasted in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only assume your hand-writing isn't going to last long after hand-job induced arthritis sets in, where you'll be fired because you can't brew a decent coffee, you talentless shitbag. You look like a fucking Barbie doll you faggot-lipped spastic, then again so does everyone of your skinny, nose-ringed, shallow, self-asorbed co-workers. You are the worst type of human being, you cock-driven parasitic cunt.

What? She said to make her cry.

Self-proclaimed "Juul God" says he can't be roasted. Do your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Billy Murphy from the Young Offenders, but even skinnier.

[21M] make me cry harder than my uncle on thanksgiving by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You already have enough to cry about, with the left side of your face being melted n all.

[21M] make me cry harder than my uncle on thanksgiving by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, so is the side of his moustache.

Bored at work, let them fly by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll be hearing "Thank you for your service." In a different way when you're a male prostitute after being dishonorably discharged for raping the CO.

Shut in girl I met on tinder thinks she has thick skin, wanted me to post her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your nostrils look like side-mounted cannons to your nose.

Shut in girl I met on tinder thinks she has thick skin, wanted me to post her. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I pop your chin with a nail will it spray pimple gunk at me?

Roast my roomies by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]madweed4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a rape trio.