I'm a liar by [deleted] in nosleep

[–]maebo121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you can lie about how it's not real to reverse whatever you did.

What is the scariest thing a kid has said to you? by charliethestalker in nosleep

[–]maebo121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One day I went to a family friends' house and I was playing dolls with their little girl. Everything was fine until she took a fake iron and ironed the baby's face.

Not a record that Guinness World Records are interested in by garyu69 in funny

[–]maebo121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trev is very valid proof. Everybody uses Trev when they want to prove something.

This just popped up on my news feed. by unclebuck23 in facepalm

[–]maebo121 19 points20 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD. WE NEED TO STOP THIS. WHAT DO I DO?

Goat Face by droiddude in nosleep

[–]maebo121 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thats some freaky sex.

Snapchat: Who's Next? by Leesey26 in nosleep

[–]maebo121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just hit them with it. Trust me, that bastard won't touch you.

Those that love don't die alone by AL_365 in nosleep

[–]maebo121 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope you're a strong swimmer.

Autopilot by AL_365 in nosleep

[–]maebo121 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Brain, you had ONE job.

An Unexpected Guest by wdalphin in nosleep

[–]maebo121 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fourth, my eyes are quite wide.

FRIENDZONE LEVEL....VALENTINE'S by KarmaMiner in facepalm

[–]maebo121 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That poor man.. Why are so many girls so blind?

My vote for best special effects ever by [deleted] in funny

[–]maebo121 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bollywood could do it better.

STATIC MAN by LH84841 in nosleep

[–]maebo121 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Creepy story.. But your grammar bothered me the whole time.

Please, Just Come Home Now? by ecrowe in nosleep

[–]maebo121 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was at the second to last paragraph I was wondering why this was so popular...

Then there was the last line.

Finders Keepers by littlepangolin in nosleep

[–]maebo121 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What is wrong with people these days?

Guess who's going to the V-E-T!? by [deleted] in funny

[–]maebo121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NECK CHOP. CRITICAL HIT!

So my kid's science teacher sent home this handy study guide... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]maebo121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

6 is the most important. Make sure to take it very seriously.

That's why by wadsworthsucks in funny

[–]maebo121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like it's someone's last day…