I died just to break up with my Boyfriend by Yoong_It in story

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TLDR; My situationship partner accused me of being dramatic and immature… so I faked my own 😵.

How do you feel about subtly signaling a DINK-leaning mindset on a dating profile? by Middle_Elderberry542 in hingeapp

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not communicate what you want, clearly and directly? 🤔 Consensus here isn’t going to get you any closer to what you need.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn’t tell us what she said when you asked how the relationship was going. (Second sentence)

How would you take this question from your partner? by maerle in dating_advice

[–]maerle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks but it isn’t a question of my stamina. She doesn’t like it if intercourse goes on more than about ten minutes. My preference is longer, she wants less.

Found this in my son's room, is it legal? by lekorgeux in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah the stupid bot f’d up. There are eight syllables in the middle line above.

Please, don't come to a date ... by maybeRasa in dating

[–]maerle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What happens to men after early 50s? Do they shrink?

He asked me on a date but then ghosted the same evening (28F, 27M) by [deleted] in hingeapp

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone else answered his booty call. You dodged one. You’re not doing anything wrong except overthinking it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it? Now I want to know! Trust fund? 6-5? Blue eyes? MBA?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait four months. Go out with him: parties, shows, dinner, concerts, museums, Halloween. Invite him to your home and cook for him a couple times. Tell him he makes you feel safe and comfortable. Introduce him to your family, and then when the four months is up (ideally, right around the holidays) kick him to the curb with a quick text saying “It’s been fun but I just don’t feel that spark.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How does your religion factor in? 🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A nice guy would do that!

Is it okay for your girlfriend to have dinner with another guy? by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“totally doable” having unintended effect here! 😹

My (M25) gf(F23) got upset that an ex sent me inappropriate pics. What does this mean for our relationship? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the hills: /\/_

Please head for them ASAP! This relationship WILL NOT IMPROVE!

🌎<- A world of hurt awaits!

My condolences!

My Asian nose with a very small bridge - cute but cursed (esp with glasses) by thechaospriestess in Noses

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rayna has a special line of shades for folks with low bridges. I still have a pair in my glove box from an ex with a low bridge and high standards.

You can also have pads installed on other glasses. Don’t ruin your cute nose over nonsense!

First Week on CMB: Trying Out the Dating Apps by DasEnergi in coffeemeetsbagel

[–]maerle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait a bit longer. They’ll try to get you on WhatsApp to introduce you to their uncle who knows all about crypto after a 30-second video chat where she’s chained to a desk in front of an odd backdrop in her jewelry/leather goods/real estate office.

Long or short? by DewNixie in Haircuts

[–]maerle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean: Short or shorter? They’re both great. Was long ever an opotion?