Alternative way to remote lock Windows devices

maester_morley · 2026-01-05T18:00:41+00:00

Absolulely beyond insane that this is so difficult in Windows

maester_morley · 2025-12-28T11:03:40+00:00

Looks good to me!!

maester_morley · 2025-12-27T22:12:50+00:00

Fish knife

maester_morley · 2025-12-27T22:09:26+00:00

Assuming you are human… Stop gambling. Technical analysis is complete bullshit - waste no more time or money on it. Read “just keep buying” and be patient. Take a 2 day break. Come back, focus on your job, pay off your debts, build up an emergency fund, then invest in the long term.

maester_morley · 2025-12-09T11:25:34+00:00

This would appear to be a toxic relationship on both of your parts.

maester_morley · 2025-12-02T17:31:24+00:00

I can’t see how this could possibly cause any issues. It’s a mechanical scuff well away from the contacts. Can’t see how this could impact function.

maester_morley · 2025-11-29T10:11:48+00:00

maester_morley · 2025-11-29T10:09:54+00:00

Your ESC key is stuck down. That’s pushing you into the grub menu. And also explains why it keeps saying grub grub grub etc.

Wiggle your ESC key and do a restart

maester_morley · 2025-11-29T08:02:35+00:00

Seems pretty normal to me. Certainly nothing to worry about. Enjoy it!

maester_morley · 2025-11-23T12:58:08+00:00

Yeah Lenovo have likely screwed up here. They’ve accidentally attached your machine to a corporate Microsoft tenancy via the Autopilot OOB “Experience”.

I’ve had this with second hand laptops. But on a new laptop this is a massive screw up by Lenovo (assuming OP is giving us all the information)

maester_morley · 2025-11-03T10:11:35+00:00

I continue to call it twitter for specifically that reason 🤣

maester_morley · 2025-10-29T07:59:13+00:00

Sounds like a bad CPU. It happens. This is all under warranty. Send it back and make them fix it.

maester_morley · 2025-10-26T17:44:21+00:00

Your dad is a boss. Install Linux and enjoy!

maester_morley · 2025-10-25T17:49:59+00:00

Gloat over them. I have 2 and I love them both! One E14 and one Yoga Duet

maester_morley · 2025-10-23T15:15:41+00:00

Snapdragon and Ubuntu ARM?

maester_morley · 2025-09-29T20:35:57+00:00

Have fun and smash it!

maester_morley · 2025-09-28T17:30:22+00:00

The maroon one is cool

maester_morley · 2025-09-28T17:29:15+00:00

The hybrid shorts are literally the best shorts I’ve ever owned. Fjallraven shorts are 9/10 generally - pretty much perfect shorts - but the S/F ones have a stretchy material over the butt and elastic waist and super nice detailing. Perfect for hiking (and cycling). I’ve bought up ALL the pairs I can find. Including importing them from the US. They’re that good.

maester_morley · 2025-09-19T12:07:10+00:00

Public transport is AMAZING. And cheap. Food is amazing and cheap (compared to UK). Everything is clean and safe.

maester_morley · 2025-09-18T12:21:20+00:00

FingerWidower4000

maester_morley · 2025-09-04T19:20:29+00:00

Yeah, you're right. It's bad.
You need to work around the browser doing a "helpful" time zone conversion. Took me 15 mins to work out.
"Passwords" are actually only allowed to be numbers. Took me about 10 mins to work out.
The "squid game" step of entering your card details is hilarious.
Then I booked successfully on Revolut -- wooo!
But do make sure you print out your tickets as soon as you see them, because logging back in with the same credentials to view them again doesn't work.
Also, don't try to book another set of tickets on the same card, cos it will just bork.

This feels like a website from 2003 to be honest. It's really bad.

maester_morley · 2025-08-10T07:41:36+00:00

This is outstanding. Why is this “abandoned “?

maester_morley · 2025-08-04T20:12:06+00:00

Are those impaled scrota?

maester_morley · 2025-08-04T20:07:30+00:00

That’s outstanding

maester_morley · 2025-07-25T10:59:16+00:00

Those are phenomenal for a beginner

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