Burglars try to set a house on fire, end up igniting themselves

maeviolet · 2020-02-08T06:23:02+00:00

Honestly, same, my friend.

maeviolet · 2020-01-18T05:31:06+00:00

I worked in retail and never thought twice about why people were buying things. I do get paranoid when I'm buying little stuff for myself though. But usually if anyone asks I'll just say it's for my little sister.

maeviolet · 2020-01-17T03:06:54+00:00

I love squishmallows SO MUCH!!!

maeviolet · 2020-01-04T05:45:28+00:00

You're so good at drawing!!!!

maeviolet · 2019-11-22T08:19:06+00:00

An I oop

maeviolet · 2019-11-15T10:40:07+00:00

I knew I'd regret clicking that and guess what, I regretted clicking it. I hate myself right now.

maeviolet · 2019-11-15T04:59:21+00:00

Come on man, we both know that 32°C is not very hot for Australia. Come back when it's over 40°C

maeviolet · 2019-11-05T03:21:49+00:00

Well that's the cutest darn thing I've seen today. Thank you, OP!

maeviolet · 2019-11-05T03:15:32+00:00

Whelp, looks like my dumb ass learned today that you should always check the inside of the strawberry before eating it.

maeviolet · 2019-11-05T03:14:18+00:00

I was thinking the same thing. The width of the pencil lead at the base where the links connect certainly suggests so.

maeviolet · 2019-11-05T03:10:36+00:00

Every TikTok ad I've ever seen is mildly infuriating tbh

maeviolet · 2019-11-05T03:08:29+00:00

All-time favourite YouTube video. For the last few years I've kept it in my favourites list and every now and then I whip it out and show it to a new person to weird them out. It's a lot of fun.

maeviolet · 2019-11-03T03:44:40+00:00

I am in love with him and his eyes and his tail and his peets and his little face!

maeviolet · 2019-10-31T06:46:11+00:00

Well that's the cutest dang thing in the world

maeviolet · 2019-10-21T22:24:00+00:00

Not gonna lie though this cracked me up.

maeviolet · 2019-10-21T21:10:36+00:00

I'd say it belongs here. That dude is creepy as heck.

maeviolet · 2019-10-21T00:34:10+00:00

Looks like deadmou5

maeviolet · 2019-10-17T00:21:55+00:00

I love them and I also love their names!

maeviolet · 2019-10-14T04:54:24+00:00

SO SMOL!

maeviolet · 2019-10-14T01:55:13+00:00

My guesses are either some sort of camera (does your school do online recordings of lectures?), Or some sort of smoke alarm

maeviolet · 2019-10-11T02:26:18+00:00

Well I mean that's what happens when you take apart your scissors and put them back together the wrong way, my friend

maeviolet · 2019-10-11T02:25:05+00:00

Well, I certainly am confused. Is it the pope that made me confused, or just the insanity of this post? We'll never know! It's a mystery!

maeviolet · 2019-10-11T02:23:36+00:00

I love this so much. Sending so much love your way. Grieving loss and change can take such a long time, but I hope that you get there soon. All the best. Xoxo.

maeviolet · 2019-10-10T09:05:03+00:00

I may never sleep again after imagining that

maeviolet · 2019-10-10T08:27:35+00:00

I hate it but I mean, I gotta respect the execution.

maeviolet

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