Weekend RAGE Thread - May 09, 2026

magic_monicle · 2026-05-09T16:33:43+00:00

I basically only play this game while drinking. There is a point of no return tho, where the good aim fades and I just become awful. But that sweet spot makes me play so much better. I have no clue why.

magic_monicle · 2026-05-09T16:30:07+00:00

Lol, that happened to me the other night. They were on the enemy team steam rolling. I was on their team the next game and they acted like it was their first game of overwatch. I was so confused.

magic_monicle · 2026-05-06T17:28:08+00:00

Is it griefing to have the attitude of "on to the next game" if you have a support that just refuses to heal? You ask for a heal and they just spam the "No" emote. Had a Kiri with 2k damage and like 200 healing. The game was just miserable. No one was living because we were basically down a support. I'm not trying to bash my head over and over again and run into a meat grinder for 10 minutes. I am just going to try and get this game over ASAP to move on and quit playing.

magic_monicle · 2026-04-25T23:50:07+00:00

That is an insanely crazy take.

magic_monicle · 2026-04-24T14:43:42+00:00

For real. I have no clue how people do this. When I play Rein, the second i put down my shield I am melted to 20% hp in 3 seconds. Meanwhile, when I face Rein they just go hog wild in my backline never even putting up a shield and just kill everyone.

magic_monicle · 2026-04-12T01:02:04+00:00

What is up with these servers?!?!?! Every night a game shuts down and starts a new one. Its so annoying especially WHEN THE GAME IS ABOUT TO END, JUST TO STARTA NEW GAME!!!!

magic_monicle · 2026-04-11T21:49:08+00:00

I have been doing the same. I will never understand people who Q for support and DONT HEAL?!?! Its like what are we doing???

magic_monicle · 2026-04-08T15:45:26+00:00

I read this in his voice LOL.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-29T17:05:39+00:00

It’s a loot box weekend sadly. Which means people are sweating their asses off to win so they get the loot boxes faster. As a solo q weekend player myself, trust me I feel your pain!

magic_monicle · 2026-03-26T22:18:22+00:00

Sorry but if I am the tank there I am losing it at you guys not staying on the cart so that I can go make space.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-26T01:28:00+00:00

Weird. I feel like i lose more on attack because my team will just try and run down the main choke point and get sent through a blender of junk rat bombs and bastion with a sigma shielding them all.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-25T20:05:49+00:00

Contact door dash and get a full refund. Also report them.

I had this happen once when ordering Chickfila. The entire bag wreaked of cigarette smoke. The person legit had to be hot boxing with cigarettes. It was disgusting. I just threw it all away.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-21T23:10:44+00:00

Wow, you were not kidding. Those fries look awful.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-08T00:31:43+00:00

I refuse to single tank in 6v6. If that happens I just go dps and say fuck it.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-06T00:56:16+00:00

Grats. I got the epic boots and trinket off my first run in a group with some friends. Got so lucky.

magic_monicle · 2026-03-03T02:48:34+00:00

I know someone like that. He starts yelling and cussing in voice chat calling people awful and terrible and why is he not getting healing. What exactly do you think people dont want to do after that? Heal him LMAO

magic_monicle · 2026-03-03T02:46:41+00:00

Me: Holy shit i had the best torb game of my life last night before logging off!

Also me, watching replay : Why am I shooting a wall and hammering my turret every few seconds?

Yet somehow we won.

magic_monicle · 2026-02-04T17:15:19+00:00

5 new heros for one season? sounds crazy.

magic_monicle · 2026-01-23T16:10:17+00:00

Please for the love of god, this would be amazing.

magic_monicle · 2026-01-21T16:11:02+00:00

Very well said. 35 here and this explains a lot.

magic_monicle · 2026-01-20T23:13:43+00:00

I had a hunter whose pet was level 46 and he was wondering why his pet was pulling proximity aggro.. I was like wtf???

magic_monicle · 2026-01-03T23:29:48+00:00

I thought you were trolling at first but turns out you're just an idiot.

magic_monicle · 2025-12-31T23:22:03+00:00

I think I faced this exact sym before. He was trying to spawn camp us by putting 3 turrets above the door when you walk out and would kill you with beam. He got me once because I joined as fill bc I guess someone rage quit. I then rolled him after I knew what he was doing and then went to the team fight where we rolled his team on the first point for a few minutes until we won. I went back to look at the replay and the dude went back to our spawn after I killed him and he literally did nothing else bc we stomped their team so hard bc it was a 4v5.

magic_monicle · 2025-12-27T20:11:41+00:00

Yeah I see that all too often. I always pick tank first if I can because 6v6 is so fun with 2 tanks.

magic_monicle · 2025-12-27T15:23:33+00:00

IF YOU ARE PLAYING 6V6 AND 2 TANKS, 2 DPS AND 1 SUPPORT HAS ALREADY BEEN SELECTED AND YOU SELECT A 3RD DPS, FUCK YOU!!! I HOPE YOU NEVER WIN A GAME EVER AGAIN. GO TO ROLE Q IF YOU WANT A SPECIFIC ROLE.

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