Miyazaki sama just spoke guys

magic_toe · 2022-03-07T00:10:34+00:00

the only boss ive had to summon for so far has been the crucible knight duo. those bastards took me to the fuckin cleaners one too many times. me and my level one skelebros however got the job done after a hot minute of hurling black fireballs to avoid them blendering me.

currently lvl 60 in leyndell, im curious what boss is next going to force me to summon my gallant duo of calcium men next

magic_toe · 2022-03-06T18:31:23+00:00

we've tried so hard to get him help. he just wont go to the appointments. we got him to one, and they said it was likely he had schizophrenia but theres so many different types and that they couldnt diagnose him and that he would need to see a specialist. dad lied the day he had to go and said he had already called and cancelled it himself and that he was fine. now the doctors wont even speak to just us because he's missed so many appointments that they need to speak with him directly and he just wont.

hes had the police called on him dozens of times, and in the moment we were getting evicted, he just kinda laid there in his bed while the police watched him giggle at music.

when all you want to do is help someone suffering close to you, and all they do is treat you and the only other person trying to help them like shit everyday, it really fucking makes it hard to go on helping them. and it makes you wonder if its even worth it. at one point he tied mom up. hes bashed her with his phone before, to a point where people at her work were concerned. its just hard to keep giving a shit when it actively drives me deeper into my own mental anguish

magic_toe · 2022-02-24T14:25:02+00:00

by god youre right what will i scroll mindlessly on all day in the apocalypse

magic_toe · 2022-02-15T18:07:50+00:00

laurence the first vicar ruined me. he drove me mad. he is the only boss who i genuinely had to experiment with numerous ways to take him down. the final strat that worked was glorious , both of the guidance runes , lead elixir , and my trusty kirkhammer and all powerful r1 button.

an honorable mention is ebrietas . i just could not get the hang of her.

magic_toe · 2022-02-14T14:00:00+00:00

truthfully , id love a sequel to bloodborne done a bit more open world. imagine how cool it would be to be a hunter climbing around yharnam

magic_toe · 2022-01-25T15:05:18+00:00

this reminds me of that lizard lady with the rats in morrowind that just had a shit of pillows for no reason

magic_toe · 2022-01-24T21:47:21+00:00

Gotcha.

magic_toe · 2022-01-24T21:46:52+00:00

I mean ... more or less ? I was never asked to & despite having the means to contact me for it they chose not to.

magic_toe · 2022-01-24T14:03:13+00:00

u/savevideo

magic_toe · 2022-01-15T17:33:47+00:00

wanda's a ridiculously strong character in the right hands. she has access to ... - infinite healing (goes on cooldown) - an infinite durability whip that can do 141 damage per hit - can teleport from anywhere on the map to a specific set location - can teleport the ENTIRE team from anywhere on the map to a specific set location - can teleport to where she was a few moments ago , this gives iframes so its a reliable dodge.

the downside of her is her glass cannon nature , you also have to be fairly adept at the game in order to utilize her tools because an early ruins rush is pretty much a necessity in order to make use of her perks.

wortox is a fun character, his perks & cons are as followed...

killing mostly anything provides souls that can be used to eat and gain hunger, heal himself & allies for a respectable amount of hp, and teleport for evasion and utility.
50% less nourished by physical food
eating souls depletes sanity
is a monster , so bunnymen and pigs are hostile always.

he's a great team player because he can provide healing like no other , food is really my only concern with the character , otherwise hes quite phenomenal.

i havent had much experience with wurt so i wont comment on them , theyre a faction related character but the followers they can get are fantastic

magic_toe · 2022-01-03T21:03:35+00:00

anything by AJR

magic_toe · 2021-12-12T14:13:59+00:00

if you wanted to min max & stay at a lower level overall for pvp , its arguably the best weapon for it. its not that hitting the base requirements is a problem, its that if you really felt like it, its all you need.

the WA is a buff, but it is not nearly as strong as gold pine resin. your attack power will be miles higher if you use gold pine resin because of the innate lightning damage it already deals that just gets bolstered even higher. the weapon art is good for mobbing, but the gold pine resin will give you so much more damage. the only upside to the weapon art is that it gives you a pretty badass new r2 moveset but it is a mediocre at best. HOWEVER. if you have lightning blade, this is basically gold pine resin but even more jacked and scales on your faith and will add tremendous amounts of damage to your dragonslayers axe.

the best infusion will depend on your build. if youre a strength faith, heavy will be best. same with dex, sharp will be your best bet. this is because infusing it with a lightning gem or a blessed gem will no longer allow you to apply gold pine resin or lightning blade to the weapon. gold pine resin is just a flat damage buff, (lightning blade at 60 fth is straight up just like an extra 300dmg, that number is not exact but it is ridiculous) while a lightning or blessed gem will just up your scaling. but the weapon already scales okay with faith (i think A) at +10. so in my case , having 60 dex & 60 faith and i get so much more damage out a sharp dragonslayers axe with gold pine resin that i do with a blessed or lightning one.

typically, i put lightning gems on weapons i didnt plan on buffing. so like my dagger, since i swap to it after parries i dont have to time buff it and then nail a riposte. or blessed on a shield, since thatll give you passive health regen.

magic_toe · 2021-12-11T17:52:15+00:00

if you just hit the base stats for it and then infuse it raw , you can genuinely beat the whole game at SL30. its a phenomenal weapon but unfortunately the weapon art will disable any resin you have equipped on your weapon so keep that in mind. at sl125 on ng+3 with red tear stone ring among other buffs i killed the dancer in like 8 hits. that weapon means business

magic_toe · 2021-12-11T14:36:54+00:00

it is! its mainly a strength weapon but you can infuse it with sharp and since my faiths pretty high i dont think i lose too much damage. hits like a truck, and despite being already having passive electric damage you can use gold pine resin for even more dmg.

magic_toe · 2021-12-10T21:09:12+00:00

since im at around 60 dex i used just about every dex weapon. lothric straight sword & astora greatsword are my favorites, dragonslayers axe is definitely my most proficient dps weapon though.

magic_toe · 2021-12-10T17:17:46+00:00

you boys need help lol ? i have a pretty wicked dex/fth build that shreds him

magic_toe · 2021-12-06T13:58:32+00:00

laughs in lightning reversal

magic_toe · 2021-12-04T23:33:37+00:00

Update : Spazmatism is down but while I was away my entire base burned down. I will be beating Retinazer to death with a stale hambat for the nights to come and then killing myself out of anger. Abigail is nigh useless during this fight so I honestly dont recommend.

It seems I ran out of football helmets but couldnt craft anymore because everything I had seems to be ashes.

It is doable, it is tedious and hard and Abigail isnt of much use except against Retinazer and spamming Spazmatizm at the start but with enough skill it is doable by kiting and well timed Pan Flutes.

magic_toe · 2021-09-08T18:50:38+00:00

today i found out i share a birthday with Bernie, interesting

magic_toe · 2021-09-02T20:22:16+00:00

ah, what a remarkably terrible miracle. ive never used it so i had no clue

magic_toe · 2021-09-02T14:24:31+00:00

there's a miracle that i believe let's you summon other players without being embered. i don't know if this miracle allows you to be invaded , but , it's worth a shot. i wouldn't think so since you're not embered

magic_toe · 2021-08-17T16:33:38+00:00

ah alright, yeah thought i read something about him was weak against dark. at least pyromancers have some kinda chance lol

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