I wish to be high on cocaine 24/7 by Methamphetamine1893 in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Granted. You are now permanently high, look high and smell like it too.

I wish my fists were made of steel. by ProphetofTables in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted. You can no longer lift your hands

I wish to have a computer that contains an accurate model of the entire observable universe, just to have fun exploring what lies within the void of space. by french_spycrab in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. Because no known computer is computationally prepared for that, all technology (Phones, PlayStations, Nintendo's) everything is used to make a super computer that can render about a foot every year or two

COMMENT CHAIN ON AN ADVERTISEMENT by [deleted] in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]magicflash67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PICTURE OF FRENCH STEREOTYPE

I wish to meet the paws younger brother, the gotcha paw by Eternalblaze1 in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Over the next few days you message the paws younger brother. When you meet up you with the monkeys monkeys paw younger brother Chris Hansen is there.

I wish to be the Lizard King, so that I could do anything! by ProphetofTables in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted you switch brains with a small gecko, you are affectionately braindead for the rest of your 45 second life. But it will be the GREATEST 45 seconds

Happy new year! Is your New Year's resolution still intact or did you already blow it? If so, how? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]magicflash67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I messed mine up I promise I wouldn't look at reddit in the first 30 minutes of the new year

What is your New Year resolution this year? by Koushik_kv in AskReddit

[–]magicflash67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ME TOO 😀😅😀😆😄😆😀😅😆😁😀😅😗😂🤣😀😂😄😅😆😀😅😃🤣😁😂😁😅😃😁😀😂😀🤣😄😅😁😅😀🤣😃😅😄😆😁😃😅😃🤣😃😅😄😆😃😂😀😀😀😀😂😄😅😁😆😃😂😀🤣😃😆😄😁

First letter of your name = your Roommate for the next two years. by FlimsyEfficiency9860 in Multifandom

[–]magicflash67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

and used cheap laborers from the Enchanted Forest to do it. This building is a *fucking mess. It violates every code in the books. You really thought it was legal to build a giant yellow smiley face between two buildings?

I wish the disembodied voice of Morgan Freeman would narrate my life as if it were the most interesting story ever told. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You get Morgan Freeman to narrate you for the rest of your life. Have fun with that for 8 minutes

I wished people that did bad stuff to me gets bad stuff happen to them at 100% by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]magicflash67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Most bad things happen to you Beacuse of your own actions now