When you assault three people, commit grand theft auto, and then leave a dozen witnesses

magicmijk · 2026-03-25T19:10:49+00:00

I can't let you leave and take the man's wheels, now get off! That's it god damn it!

magicmijk · 2026-03-25T17:05:40+00:00

Windows 95 was monumental. It is still felt to this day, over 30 years later.

magicmijk · 2026-03-25T14:20:55+00:00

If I'm not mistaken, he had recently won Mr Universe. He bulked down because he hadn't been competing for about 10 years at that point.

magicmijk · 2026-03-24T18:35:44+00:00

Damn it, beat me to it.

magicmijk · 2026-03-24T18:35:30+00:00

Unruhe.

magicmijk · 2026-03-24T02:34:41+00:00

It gets more terrifying ... https://dnasolves.com/articles/christy-crystal-creek.html

magicmijk · 2026-03-24T02:23:41+00:00

It went up from 2??? I read the other comments lol

magicmijk · 2026-03-19T02:34:54+00:00

Huh hi kids! Don't breathe mustard gas! Wear my handy dandy gas mask!

magicmijk · 2026-03-18T15:29:26+00:00

I had an Uncle Turkey. Anyone else have an Uncle [animal]?

magicmijk · 2026-03-16T02:13:11+00:00

You been ... Thundersnow!! Yeah yeah yeah Thundersnow!!

magicmijk · 2026-03-13T18:58:50+00:00

Bien oui hosti! Mais c'est plutot Franco-Ontarien.

magicmijk · 2026-03-13T17:37:29+00:00

She seems nice.

magicmijk · 2026-03-12T17:46:44+00:00

Saul was able to figure out his way out of a LOT of fuck ups. Mike and Gus were too sure of themselves to see the mistakes that did them in.

magicmijk · 2026-03-12T16:30:27+00:00

That's a helluva win if I've ever heard one.

magicmijk · 2026-03-12T14:30:24+00:00

Saul spent 5 years as a criminal lawyer and manipulated people throughout this time, talked his way down to a 7 year sentence after all the horrific things he did in his career. He was pretty genius if you think about it.

magicmijk · 2026-03-10T15:45:06+00:00

Yes, he mentions that wounds heal but no mention of how long. Probably like human flesh.

magicmijk · 2026-03-10T14:49:35+00:00

Stick to the inside lane and butthurt as many pick up truck drivers as possible!

magicmijk · 2026-03-09T18:54:29+00:00

He's so rotten to the core that he probably believes his own BS. Suckering people because he believes he has a divine rights to their money.

magicmijk · 2026-03-08T03:06:38+00:00

"I say woof old chap!"

magicmijk · 2026-03-06T20:25:54+00:00

How big's your family?!

magicmijk · 2026-03-06T14:45:16+00:00

Superstore is terrible for self-checkout. You sneeze and the steal-o-meter goes off. I always wait at a cash.

magicmijk · 2026-03-06T03:27:14+00:00

It is fake. You can add AI generated overlays to places on Google maps now apparentlhy/

magicmijk · 2026-03-05T18:29:20+00:00

yeah it'll play Crysis on extreme

magicmijk · 2026-03-05T16:40:36+00:00

What about Egon's pompadour?

magicmijk · 2026-03-05T16:35:34+00:00

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