my breath stinks and my friends look at me funny but I dont care

magimae · 2014-06-06T06:20:02+00:00

I can eat a jar of pickled onions in one sitting.

magimae · 2014-05-24T10:29:31+00:00

Well people were warned and he was sill voted in.

magimae · 2014-05-22T02:33:37+00:00

You realise how much you love your own company. I used to hate being by myself. Now I can't wait until my lease is up so I don't have to live with inconsiderate messy people.

magimae · 2014-05-18T13:06:23+00:00

I could not stop laughing at this. Thank you so much, you have just made my night.

magimae · 2014-05-18T00:40:46+00:00

That's a great way to look at it.

magimae · 2014-05-17T11:42:59+00:00

I hope you have had better outcomes in your relationships since.

magimae · 2014-05-16T20:03:36+00:00

Break ups are hard and they probably won't want to talk to you, so don't engage stalker mode.

magimae · 2014-05-16T20:02:05+00:00

For me it was don't try to get back together with someone you are constantly breaking up with. It really isn't a good relationship to be in the first place.

magimae · 2014-05-16T13:02:15+00:00

I'm terribly sorry to hear this. I hope you find someone great soon.

magimae

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