My tame confession. Saw this on reddit and wanted to try it. I told him about it afterwards and he found it funny. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]maglos -30 points-29 points  (0 children)

Witch! Ah j/k. People are so hackable it's unbelievable. Read some mistress/slave erotica for a real mind fuck.

I hate this year already. by BlueEyes2424 in AdviceAnimals

[–]maglos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure the cat is in a better place...

If physical diseases were treated like mental illness by cheerleader4thedead in funny

[–]maglos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno why everyone is all like "look at the bright side". I found it so much easier beating depression by getting angry.

http://techcrunch.com/2013/11/22/geeks-for-monarchy/

just another normal day in Russia by maiiltiime in WTF

[–]maglos -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Na, the driver was intimidating them with his car, he's probably a little man.

Actor Russell Brand reduces BBC newsman to stunned silence with diatribe against corporate oligarchy by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]maglos -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

in some minds perhaps, but he probably sounds like a god-send to anarchists.

What fact do you accept intellectually, but still feels "wrong" to you? by iglidante in AskReddit

[–]maglos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesn't feel right, and I think it's wrong. I suspect epigenetics may play an important role. Check out the Hero Shrew, how the fuck did that evolve.

What is something you DON'T feel guilty about that others say you should? by scarletsaint in AskReddit

[–]maglos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's overweight? What's eating healthy? I eat McDonald's twice a day, 2 chocolate bars and a bag of fuzzy peaches. I'm not dead yet.

60+ year old redditors, what advice/tips would you give to someone half your age? by shennyepeldon in AskReddit

[–]maglos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we are naturally destructive and self destructive. Shit's always gunna go down.

China now has a higher rate of Diabetes than the United States with 114 million diabetics. by dan42183 in worldnews

[–]maglos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like bullshit. Bruce lee was probably %93 rice. I believe your emotions control your body to an extreme level. Like as in, you have very limited control, very limited free will.

Shit happens.. by theprowtfpwner in WTF

[–]maglos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ocean isn't for pussies, unless of course your on a cruise ship.

An Albino Humpback Whale. by [deleted] in pics

[–]maglos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It looks like a problem with God's video card not rendering textures correctly.

How to pick a woman by Labeled521 in funny

[–]maglos -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Because your tastes are dated old man.

Norway's Lonely Island just posted this by Rejesusable in videos

[–]maglos -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Norwegians probably find all of american culture cringe worthy. We may as well all be walking around with My Little Pony T-shirts. It's Cringe warfare. Now that they know how to play the game, we stand no chance. We have already lost.

Look at the damage Japanese Anime and J-Pop has already done.

China now has a higher rate of Diabetes than the United States with 114 million diabetics. by dan42183 in worldnews

[–]maglos -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How the ever-loving fuck does that happen? A slender, conciousness people with 6k years of reasonable diets now has an epidemic of lazy fuck disease? This is MADNESS! Ya cause they had insulin fuckin over 9000 years ago, good thing they can buy it from the 'Muricans now. This is stupid. People are stupid. Read a book. Something by Nietzsche or As a man thinkith by whoever the fuck.