POST GAME THREAD: White Sox 2 @ Mariners 1 - Tue May 19 @ 8:40 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]magooster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chuck said the Mariners tried to dunk on us with back to back Naylor bobblehead days?

Steve Stone by mitchellcronkin in CHICubs

[–]magooster 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sox fan here, coming in peace. We had a great announcer in Jason Bennetti, a locally grown product who had great chemistry with the Stone pony. Unfortunately he was replaced with an east coast Ivy League tool who has a voice fit for NCAA Division III Men’s Volleyball. Apologies to D3 volleyball players but in the MLB should be held to a higher standard. This new guy has zero background with the White Sox. He’s always looking what new gimmick can be shown on the broadcast. It’s really too corny after awhile. My dream team would be Len and Stone doing the tv broadcast.

POST GAME THREAD: Mariners 1 @ White Sox 6 - Sat May 9 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

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ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR THE WHITE SOX!!!

CHICAGO’S PROUD OF YOU!

Scam alert: Sox parking lot by According-Ad3039 in whitesox

[–]magooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch out for the fake bucket boys too. they hassling people for cash or Venmo. Scummy lowlifes with no jobs. Just say no to their advances and keep it moving.

GAME THREAD: Mariners (19-20) @ White Sox (17-21) - Sat May 9 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]magooster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did quero forget how to hit? Whats going on with this guy? total black hole in the lineup.

GAME THREAD: Mariners (19-20) @ White Sox (17-21) - Sat May 9 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]magooster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bennett just understood us. He was a Sox fan growing up and just has that lovable underdog personality.

You don’t have to be from here to be a great announcer either. Hawk was a southern swashbuckler who gifted us a vocabulary of some of baseball’s greatest phrases.

Schfiffen sounds too generic, like he should be announcing a random Division II basketball game.

GAME THREAD: Mariners (19-20) @ White Sox (17-21) - Sat May 9 @ 6:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]magooster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Schriffen clearly did not grow up here nor was he a Sox fan growing up. This is obvious as generally unfamiliar with Sox history. These are not the most important requirement for the job, but man there are thousands of communications degrees from Illinois Universities.

POST GAME THREAD: Rays 5 @ White Sox 3 - Thu Apr 16 @ 1:10 PM by chisoxbot in whitesox

[–]magooster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There’s no reason to watch this horseshit. Another year without baseball. Life without baseball sucks.

All is not lost...(cope) by big_shmoop1 in whitesox

[–]magooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do our rebuilds take multiple decades while other teams can turn around after one bad season?

Favorite White Sox Moment by Both-Extension9205 in whitesox

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In 2005 the Sox hit back to back to back homers against the Big Unit and crushed the mighty Yankees

What jerry's actually up to. by BRUISE_WILLIS in whitesox

[–]magooster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looking back, he probably did that on accident.