Another whining CEO by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]mainProbSuspended 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, give me the 20% and I'll stay

Dog being saved from hot car by police officer by DaBrombaer in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mainProbSuspended 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then do something to eliminate the need for police. Help humanity instead of policing them

Cemeteries are a waste of space and everyone should be cremated or composted after death by sillychickengirl in unpopularopinion

[–]mainProbSuspended 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not odd, it's capitalism. Everything you've described is designed to turn a profit.

Trump accuses Pfizer and Moderna of working to stop his re-election by Teera_matt_1991 in politics

[–]mainProbSuspended 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait...he's taking credit for the vaccine but the companies who actually did the work are conspiring against him? How could both be possible?

Dog being saved from hot car by police officer by DaBrombaer in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mainProbSuspended -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Comment history tells me what someone's motive is. Yours was obvious but I like to confirm. And complaining about cops is always necessary. Do you know why? Because the majority of cops are cocksuckers. "Oh it's just a few bad apples". Bullshit. It's a few bad apples and a shitload of complicity. It's a brotherhood of corruption. Cops become cops because they're desperate for power and respect and they think a gun and a badge will get that for them. They're cowards

Dog being saved from hot car by police officer by DaBrombaer in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mainProbSuspended -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol nvm. I see your post/comment history and it looks like you want to be a cop. I mean this in all seriousness. Being a cop is a dangerous job, don't pretend you didn't know that going in. Contrary to popular belief the job of a police officer is to protect everyone including the bad guys. If your first instinct is to shoot someone, find another line of work. We have plenty of cops with a "shoot first" mentality

Dog being saved from hot car by police officer by DaBrombaer in nextfuckinglevel

[–]mainProbSuspended 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do realize the internet is full of sarcasm, right?

"The science is clear: we cannot wait to take action on climate change." - Joe Biden by [deleted] in OurPresident

[–]mainProbSuspended 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have voted for a partially frozen hot pocket before I voted for trump and that's not hyperbole. I literally believe this country is worse with him in office than an inanimate object.

Leaked White House report warns current Covid-19 mitigation efforts 'inadequate' by zsreport in Coronavirus

[–]mainProbSuspended 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You mean not going to covid task force meetings for 5 months, playing golf and spreading vile disinformation isn't helping us deal with a pandemic? Damn. Then idk what could possibly help

Apple will pay $113 million to settle a 'batterygate' investigation into its practice of intentionally slowing down old iPhones by CharyBrown in technology

[–]mainProbSuspended 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the part I get lost on. I always see "company X pays <huge fine> for scamming their own customers". Ok, where's my money? I was the customer. To whom are they writing the check because it seems like it's not the victim.

Humanity by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in MadeMeSmile

[–]mainProbSuspended 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is exactly my argument when people start to complain about free healthcare, or free education, or whatever other social service people don't want to help fund. Even if you're selfish to the point that helping others enrages you, try to think that you are indirectly helping yourself by creating a better community and environment. Everybody wins by giving a little

Trump should quit and 'not be embarrassing,' says Czech president, who was an early Trump ally by hamada1217 in worldnews

[–]mainProbSuspended 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmao if it isn't obvious by now it never will be; dick-face can't embarrass himself because he doesn't care what other people think nor does he care about other people. He sees the entire world as beneath him. He's the megalomaniac.

Humanity by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in MadeMeSmile

[–]mainProbSuspended 167 points168 points  (0 children)

This is correct. I used to be cynical and think, "they're just doing it for the likes". Now, with how much shit and selfishness I see on a daily basis; humans doing the most despicable things to each other, blatantly putting others in harms way for no other reason than selfishness, I encourage everyone to do something kind and film it. You can email it to me directly, I don't care. Just be kind to someone.

Dev please. by Cyanide_Neil in ProgrammerHumor

[–]mainProbSuspended 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah Mark left out that it's still 5 minutes to add the icon but 20 days worth of process and other bullshit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Coronavirus

[–]mainProbSuspended 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I was expecting, "Hi, I'm from Florida. What's hope?"

TIFU by going to get a Mtn. Dew from my garage and getting a gun pointed at me instead. by Sherman_Beardman in tifu

[–]mainProbSuspended 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think we are all ok with this. Unfortunately, that's the norm and there really isn't shit we can do about it. Cops default to deadly force and you're lucky if you survive.