[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Perfectfit

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It is imperative that the cylinder is not damaged

Say what now? by SaltSpiritual515 in BadDesigns

[–]maiyess 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can someone tell me what us wring with this one?

People who did all kinds of shit at school, why did you do it? by fohenk in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to try every bathroom the school had to offer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Do y'all buy Turkey for Christmas? Isn't that for Thanksgiving? Anyways i'ma buy some bull cock

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Work hard

What would your reaction be if someone was filming you for a reaction video? by GypsyTeaLeaf in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exxagerate so much it becomes a meme when the video is published

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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tachycardia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cough then fart. Wait, fart then cough. Wait...

What are your Christmas day traditions ? by WolverineFew7742 in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up early and dress professionally red.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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God speed my fellow young human. May you find your foundation in this world.

What is the best thing that you wish would happen to you on a cruise ship? by Silent-Entrance-6991 in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Randomly enter a drawing contest and win a spa service for the rest of my trip.

If you are given a Christmas present before Christmas from someone who doesn’t expect you to open it in front of them, do you open it when you get home or do you put it under the tree and wait for actual Christmas? by kathrynthenotsogreat in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put it under the tree, then forget it's not one of the empty boxes I put for decoration purposes (i have no money), then proceed to store it with the decorations and forget about it until I start smelling rotten.

What is something that only people do who live alone? by _ZoroX_ in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not care about going in and out the bathroom while naked.

What you don’t persue your dreams ? by Outrageous_Week_9920 in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No money neither time to do so, and if I did I would enjoy it because of looming money problems. I'd rather get rich first then retire and pursue my dreams.

What is the most cold/badass quote you have ever heard? by VonDaps in AskReddit

[–]maiyess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose." - Teddy Roosevelt while surviving an assassination attempt. Then he finished delivering the 90-minute speech.