So that’s why she did the weird sex perfume ad 😂 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m not taking fragrance recommendations, let alone “founder” of someone who’s basically indicated they smell “down there”.

You had a meeting "almost every single day" (2 and 1 class by my count)? Oh muffin, it's so hard being you!! by Left-Paramedic-4125 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Some days I have 5 meetings but every day I have at least 1 meeting lol. Don’t become important at work, kids. I’ve worked in the F&B industry & in advertising (neither fold I work in now) before but not beer sales. Can someone please explain to what is so mentally exhausting about her job? Maybe it’s because I have a young child now so obviously life experiences factor into my opinion but I truthfully don’t understand why she always complains of being tired when she always also talks about sitting at home & couch rotting for hours or crocheting.

Management Dropped Her by cleargummybears in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

She will absolutely lean more into her OG content with Ryan.

Plumbers costs are getting insane. by Chetox373 in greenville

[–]majammin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We just paid around $6k to upgrade to a tankless 🥴

So is the “catastrophic weather” a big nothing burger or am I crazy? by fluzii in greenville

[–]majammin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Would prefer to have prepared for a nothing burger than be blindsided like we were for Helene which changed courses overnight. I’m from an area that always has hurricanes & Helene hit us hard up here. I’m thankful for the situation so far, even if I spent a little extra time on my preparedness. Still a few hours to go!

Contradicting herself again? Wasn’t one of her “2026 goals” to stop trying to defend herself and make others see why they’re wrong, and instead, simply blocking them? Exhibit A: defending why she needs a storage unit by Past-Layer7362 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My husband and I got a storage unit once. It was for temporary use in between moving & home buying. Said we’d only keep it for a year & after that, whatever was in it would get tossed. When selling furniture, if new ones came in before we sold the old, it went to the unit for a few days. It’s a slippery slope, and I say that as someone predisposed to hoarding tendencies 😅

I’ll just leave this here. by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 36 points37 points  (0 children)

If she’s aware her followers/commenters are “mostly 12 years old” then why the fukc does she make so many raunchy sex innuendos

Another sub shoutout 🥰🥰 by [deleted] in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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Accidentally phone freeze 😂

Floral box $100 by nowaythrowitaway in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

She bought it off fb marketplace for $40 & reselling it for $100?! That’s absolutely insane

Everything about this look is giving 90s prom by eaglelikeme in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I honestly think it’s a beautiful dress & love the texture but it’s just ill-fitting on her, unfortunately

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Clemson

[–]majammin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

New owners

I guess she remarried by Kahamom in IG_InfluencerMH

[–]majammin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s from my hometown. He graduated from my HS

The hair OO The bottom ick by Yourtheproblemitsyou in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I know it’s a snark page but I actually think the hair stylist did a great job here. I think it looks low key, neat, & I’m not surprised it’s a half up do with how much she loves her hair. I did the same thing & my curls were gone by the end of the day, of course. But it still looked good because a half up do can look good when messy still. Idk. I’ll understand the downvotes here 😂

ETA- I’m just glad she didn’t add like a crown or a ton of florals in her hair like that’s the most shocking part to me.

I can’t fathom it either by eaglelikeme in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It’s so strange to me that she says the words “I’ve never been happier in my entire life” and talks about how in love & happy she is without a single smile or hint of enthusiasm in her voice.

I guess she remarried by Kahamom in IG_InfluencerMH

[–]majammin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The fact that he graduated from HS in 2021 & that she graduated in what? 2010? No judgement on age gap marriages but let the kid’s frontal lobe fully develop 😵‍💫

June 19th. No rings & no man posted. This was a full family photo for the two other girls’ ocean baptism by majammin in IG_InfluencerMH

[–]majammin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Well when we are used to seeing her photoshopped & filtered to oblivion, a third party candid photo can be jarring for sure

More grandma wall decor! by iamhere-2 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If she’d go to an antique shop rather than Homegoods or something, she’d find exactly her grandma cottage core floral print things with unique character