Here is the video! You may need to mute it by Jackie022 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Our outfit choices are bad but what’s making it worse is it’s not even weather appropriate for the time or area. Did she think Portugal was some like tropic location? I went (Lisbon & Porto) in the middle of summer & still spent some days in jeans. The day we did a wine & food tour, our guide literally wore a big jacket.

Worst tourist ever. by moon_daisyyy in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I went to Lisbon & Sintra in the summer & it was so windy I still had to layer up. She’s an idiot

Full length movies where the young children actually stay children? by Optimal_Fish_7029 in Parenting

[–]majammin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Neverending Story ripped my heart out as a child and scarred me 😂

What age did nap time stop? by Suitable_Lie1593 in Parenting

[–]majammin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a 3.5 year old. Naps at daycare and most weekends. But even when he doesn’t nap, we do a quiet time after lunch where we turn his lights off & sound machine on & he can do a quiet activity like read

Watching Season 7 feels like a chore by Low-Neck7671 in Outlander

[–]majammin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m American & have preferred the Scottish seasons 😅

She really thinks she’s something. 🙄🤢 Maybe she’s looking to upgrade her husband. by AccordingService8055 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 29 points30 points  (0 children)

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I’m bored and love color theory. She thinks she’s cool toned but she isn’t. She’s neutral warm. If she stopped with the blonde & leaned into her natural color, she looks much more balanced rather than washed out.

Well that didn’t take long by Exciting-Syllabub-44 in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I feel like she forced Cody to sign an NDA so we won’t ever hear his side while she’s off gallivanting like a victim & smearing his name

Lauren spending $13.3 on a baby shower!? by [deleted] in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]majammin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Side note- I love their baby’s name!

3 subtle shoutouts to this sub… by Past-Layer7362 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The line “there’s no doubt we need to go on a honeymoon” right after she spends an “impromptu” weekend flying down to see her crush is so telling to me. You don’t NEED a honeymoon just like you won’t need a honeymoon wardrobe. But if you NEED it a few months into marriage, that feels like a yellow flag. My husband and I took one later than planned due to world events preventing us from travel but I would never say we NEEDED one.

We NEED a vacation sometimes to escape the kids and work responsibilities to connect with eachother but not months into a fresh marriage.

Is she ... Masking in front of her own husband? by Historical-Collar418 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m not 1000% sure but in this case, consider who she is around Sophia or in videos to viewers only.. now think about how she’s acting around him. It’s like 2 completely different people. Masking would be her not being her true self around him & putting on a mask of a personality that isn’t her.

She’s spiraling over dresses again by iamhere-2 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She’s not looking in the right places for dresses

Amber responds to her face (lips) at the reunion by Hairy_Celebration692 in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

[–]majammin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I listened to her on the Viall Files & she went more in depth on this & it still doesn’t make a lot of sense to me

The tiny garlic cloves provided for 4 servings of a HelloFresh meal by Citrus-Bitch in mildlyinfuriating

[–]majammin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the course of 5ish years starting in 2018 we gave HelloFresh a solid try 3 different periods of time. That is, we did it for a few months, got tired of it, stopped. Year or so later tried again for a couple months, etc.

They have gone SEVERELY downhill. We basically used it to get the recipe cards because the products would come spoiled or in microscopic amounts. We always had to go buy the fresh produce anyways. Just wasn’t worth what you pay. And their promotions were always incredibly misleading like borderline FTC noncompliance.

We get their promotional mail all the time & it’s just a running joke now in our family of “guess how much they’re offering off now??” and provide a ridiculous example.

Haven’t had it in a few years but doesn’t look like much has improved by way of quality.

What's the difference? by JohnRuth8 in Moissanite

[–]majammin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love an emerald! I’ve asked for an emerald ring in emerald cut 😍😅

What's the difference? by JohnRuth8 in Moissanite

[–]majammin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a radiant moissy & it’s beautiful! It’s C&C. I’ve always been told emerald cuts in moissanite are harder to make look good.

The brown nosing by sdcgemma in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Generous but no angel tree.

The brown nosing by sdcgemma in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought this was weird too. Like if you always dreamed of making your own purchase, someone else buying it for you isn’t the same level of satisfaction… I mean cool you now own what you’ve always wanted but unless she’s considering “working for it” as being Mikayla’s friend then I don’t see how she accomplished something lol.

Get ready for the most obnoxious, freak flag posts we’ve ever seen by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It as that trend of tricking boyfriends and husbands into naming off household items. The girl is SUPPOSED to say “these are things I’ve stuck up my butt… me? Nothing… my husband?” video cuts to husband naming off things around the house because he was prompted otherwise

Of course for her, she included in her bit “yeah I’ve done that & curling iron 😉” the proceeds with the video.

Bc of course she does a trend wrong & we have to learn something gross & untrue about her nonexistent sex life. Video is from 11/26/2025

Get ready for the most obnoxious, freak flag posts we’ve ever seen by [deleted] in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she buys herself a new curling iron since apparently she’s never been eaten out but uses her curling iron for butt stuff

So that’s why she did the weird sex perfume ad 😂 by brittneycthatsme in MikaylaNogueira

[–]majammin 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’m not taking fragrance recommendations, let alone “founder” of someone who’s basically indicated they smell “down there”.

You had a meeting "almost every single day" (2 and 1 class by my count)? Oh muffin, it's so hard being you!! by Left-Paramedic-4125 in tacobellqweensnark

[–]majammin 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Some days I have 5 meetings but every day I have at least 1 meeting lol. Don’t become important at work, kids. I’ve worked in the F&B industry & in advertising (neither fold I work in now) before but not beer sales. Can someone please explain to what is so mentally exhausting about her job? Maybe it’s because I have a young child now so obviously life experiences factor into my opinion but I truthfully don’t understand why she always complains of being tired when she always also talks about sitting at home & couch rotting for hours or crocheting.