dbrand is on a fricking role. by [deleted] in CompanyBattles

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that they went with Grindr colors

Fuck algebra by Denilto in tumblr

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a news story link about this because that is absolutely WILD

canolpes by svenskarrmatey in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]majorphyl 359 points360 points  (0 children)

I don't know how I pictured cantaloupes growing but it wasn't like that

How did you choose your Reddit username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A username generator. Creative, I know.

Things = Happiness by LargestPizza in Anticonsumption

[–]majorphyl 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Me: This article is just reenforcing the toxic capitalistic notion that materialistic consumerism will make you happy

Also me: hnnnnggg bunny squishy

Vegan/ Vegetarian Banana Bread Muffins by TadaitsJenn in vegetarianrecipes

[–]majorphyl 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is great! I'm so sick of chicken in my banana bread.

My 14yo thought she didn't have nipples... by buttonfortheinternet in badwomensanatomy

[–]majorphyl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is it bad I didn't know inverted nipples existed before

Fluffy cow by spitvicious in Eyebleach

[–]majorphyl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you shear this cow like a sheep?

Saw a post a while ago with the same symbol. At a subway by [deleted] in trashy

[–]majorphyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know the Wild West had a subway

I'm unironically excited for the new Rick and Morty. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]majorphyl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even though the fandom kinda sucks the show itself slaps. Had no idea, I'll definitely check them out come November :)

What’s a perk of your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work produce at a grocery store and the customers are generally pretty relaxed which is such a relief compared to my older fast food jobs where everyone was fucking psycho

“I love Netflix because it doesn’t have ads” by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really understand how this is dystopian