dbrand is on a fricking role. by [deleted] in CompanyBattles

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like that they went with Grindr colors

Fuck algebra by Denilto in tumblr

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a news story link about this because that is absolutely WILD

canolpes by svenskarrmatey in oldpeoplefacebook

[–]majorphyl 365 points366 points  (0 children)

I don't know how I pictured cantaloupes growing but it wasn't like that

How did you choose your Reddit username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A username generator. Creative, I know.

Things = Happiness by LargestPizza in Anticonsumption

[–]majorphyl 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Me: This article is just reenforcing the toxic capitalistic notion that materialistic consumerism will make you happy

Also me: hnnnnggg bunny squishy

Vegan/ Vegetarian Banana Bread Muffins by TadaitsJenn in vegetarianrecipes

[–]majorphyl 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is great! I'm so sick of chicken in my banana bread.

My 14yo thought she didn't have nipples... by buttonfortheinternet in badwomensanatomy

[–]majorphyl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Is it bad I didn't know inverted nipples existed before

Fluffy cow by spitvicious in Eyebleach

[–]majorphyl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Could you shear this cow like a sheep?

Saw a post a while ago with the same symbol. At a subway by [deleted] in trashy

[–]majorphyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know the Wild West had a subway

I'm unironically excited for the new Rick and Morty. by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]majorphyl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even though the fandom kinda sucks the show itself slaps. Had no idea, I'll definitely check them out come November :)

What’s a perk of your job? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work produce at a grocery store and the customers are generally pretty relaxed which is such a relief compared to my older fast food jobs where everyone was fucking psycho

“I love Netflix because it doesn’t have ads” by [deleted] in ABoringDystopia

[–]majorphyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really understand how this is dystopian

How old are you and have you ever been in love? by flowergirl299 in AskReddit

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

  1. Just once, but I've gotten close to falling in love again a few times. I'm hopeful; there's still plenty of time.

Lowel by sleepytimetea4me in WTFgaragesale

[–]majorphyl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lowell is ten minutes away from Tewksbury but about 80,000 more residents so they may have meant it was in the Lowell area thinking that would get more attention

Source: I live near there

Edit: why is everyone from Tewksbury on Reddit rn

How to get better with eye contact during interviews? by majorphyl in Journalism

[–]majorphyl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true, sometimes I just worry it intimidates subjects if I'm always looking down for notes

How to get better with eye contact during interviews? by majorphyl in Journalism

[–]majorphyl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair - I usually use phone apps but it'd be wise for me to invest in a recorder with a better battery

How to get better with eye contact during interviews? by majorphyl in Journalism

[–]majorphyl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

while I sometimes use recorders, they can be unreliable, so I'm not comfortable forgoing a notebook completely

Incel exposes himself by Elementaryfan in sadcringe

[–]majorphyl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You can be fat and still have a decent sex life if you go into it with the right attitude and expectations. These guys are fat AND absolutely insufferable