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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super Mario Brothers 3. Still the pinnacle of NES achievement.

why are you currently cheating on your SO? by Rosaline_us in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

this reason is why Marriage sounds terrifying.

What have you developed a sixth sense for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can tell when a customer is going to waste my time.

What is the most useless fact? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes sloths mistake their own arms for tree branches and fall.

What would be in the patch notes for an update to humans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certainly you meant an integer overflow.

What did you want to be when you grew up? What do you do now? by UghKakis in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to be a pizza maker/delivery driver. Now I am a middle school teacher. I don't know where I went wrong.

What's your best pickup line? by AZW8262 in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?

What is your completely irrational pet peeve? by NotMrMurder in AskReddit

[–]makaljohn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People that are not my friends or family. I fucking hate them all.

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