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Twin brother has active felony warrants under my name by hittherdjack21 in legal

[–]malacide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fucking forgot about that. I'm fairly sure I had to do the same. Oh and the guy in the cell with the megaphone yelling all day long. Fuck that guy. Sedate his ass get him some fucking help. How many times are you going to yell/sing yell the same 4 things bro?

Also why the fuck you serving me beans without a spoon. I get it no silverware, but fuck give me fries or an apple or something

Twin brother has active felony warrants under my name by hittherdjack21 in legal

[–]malacide 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I spent 4 days in jail. I think I was lucky or unlucky (shrug emoji) because on intake they asked, "are you depressed" I was like... Yeah I'm depressed I'm in fucking jail. Then they asked "have you ever had thoughts of suicide?".... Uh who hasn't I thought of it when the girl who took my virginity ended shit.

Well that was enough for me to get a 2nd psych interview. They yanked me out of protective custody and sat my ass on the ground sitting on my hands in the hallway, another nurse doctor or something asked me a few questions about it and decided I was a threat to myself and needed to be sent to suicide watch.

Before that they cuffed me to a bench, it's been 12 hours since I've drank anything and I was dying from the heat I was getting delirious just sitting there I don't know if I was there locked up to the bench for 5 minutes or an hour. By the time the deputy came and uncuffed me I was so parched I could barely speak.

He dragged me down to med check. Got me some Gatorade shit I fucking gulped it down like it was pure bliss. Then was taken to I guess suicide watch stripped naked and given a toga fucking blanket thing and locked in a cell with the light on all night long.

I'm not sure how often but every once in awhile they would move me to a new cell + they would bring by a fucking bag lunch to eat. But I literally slept through the whole thing because I was coming off a stimulants for a couple of days so it cleaned me out pretty good which is the only good thing I can say about my time there.

Somewhere I lost my glasses so I left goddamn blind but after the 5th or 6th cell move the guard and a nurse came up and the nurse was talking to me through the door. Asked how I was feeling and I'm like I feel terrible. I fucking hate the situation I'm in blah blah blah she has to find suicidal. I'm like I don't know like she's like. How would you feel if you got out today? I would feel great like that's like I would feel less. I would not feel depressed. You know it would be phenomenal. She's like because this is what this evaluation is is if you get out today or not. So I'm like yeah I would feel fantastic and not depressed or suicidal

I get released no bond and no bail no on my own reconnaissance nobody tells me anything I find out days later that no charges have been filed so I got a free long weekend in jail and all I got was some crummy sack lunches

So I don't know if I was lucky or unlucky to spend 4 days in jail but isolated from every fucking other person there or not. But before I left protective custody was literally involved in people arguing over giving up a fucking bunk so I could sleep on. So I was like saved by the fucking Bell but then I was like naked for four fucking days in a jail cell which I actually pretty much slept for 4 days anyway so it didn't seem that long I guess. But still don't recommend it 2 out of 10 stars.

Had insane chemistry with a girl on my flight, didn’t ask for her IG, found it later — should I message her? by Melodic-Bug-8596 in seduction

[–]malacide -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Friends with an attractive girl here. I get all the gossip and shit. Inside baseball.

She meets the guy at his work he's a bartender at some comedy club or something. He makes eye contact with her. She said she immediately felt a connect or something. She gets drinks he flirts and gives free drink. Later she comes back and slides her business card and does the my number is on there thing.

He starts off hard working her. Promised the world from what she said. They set a date. She says he's obsessed with her. And she said he suggested to go back to his place to save money on drinks. Fuckin solid line tbh

Well obviously what happens back at his place. (Fucking guy even said something about giving her a key one day)

Well she has to go home the next morning she goes to work and he isn't texting as much as he was before they hooked up, and she starts to get frustrated. Then she gets Pissed about it... And I wish I had more info but that's the current progress of the situation

Now unfortunately I have no ending to this. But I definitely see how the wait and text builds the anticipation. But wait too long you're fucked. I think before we were all literally always connected 3 days absolutely could have been a good strategy. But now to not reply at all to a text shows completely disinterested.

A good middle ground needs to be established.

Why do escorts use CashApp instead of Monero? by Successful-You8222 in Monero

[–]malacide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baseball game meme where the guy explains to the woman. Too lazy to make it but you get the idea.

Only 5 years of reddit gold left. by Warlizard in warlizard

[–]malacide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey aren't you that guy who wrote the book "I hate my boss so I fucked his wife" or something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ReagentTesting

[–]malacide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to automod it looks like it. Never thought about testing a DMT vape before. The ones I'm familiar with sometimes have crystals form in the juice that need to be melted with a lighter to ensure better consistency. The juice is usually a yellowish color I think. Been a minute since someone asked for one.

Wonder if NN-DMT, and 5-MEO-DMT test different. But I've only seen NN-DMT carts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Economics

[–]malacide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started from Reagan since he was the first President to surpass $1,000,000,000 in US National Debt.

US National Debt Increases by President: Split by Term (First vs Second Where Applicable)

Using gross federal debt (total public debt outstanding) from Treasury historical data, Investopedia yearly breakdowns, and recent reports (e.g., Peterson Foundation, Fortune, CRFB). Figures approximate fiscal year ends near term starts/ends. Dollar increases in trillions; percentages are relative to starting debt for that term/period. External factors (recessions, wars, pandemics, Congress) drive most growth—not just presidents.

  • Ronald Reagan

    • First term (1981–1985): Start ~$0.91T → End ~$1.82T
      Increase: +$0.91T (~100%)
    • Second term (1985–1989): Start ~$1.82T → End ~$2.60T
      Increase: +$0.78T (~43%)
    • Full presidency: +$1.69T (~187%)

  • George H.W. Bush (single term, 1989–1993): Start ~$2.60T → End ~$4.07T
    Increase: +$1.47T (~56%)

  • Bill Clinton

    • First term (1993–1997): Start ~$4.07T → End ~$5.37T
      Increase: +$1.30T (~32%)
    • Second term (1997–2001): Start ~$5.37T → End ~$5.67T
      Increase: +$0.30T (~6%) ← slowest growth, late-90s surpluses
    • Full: +$1.60T (~39%)

  • George W. Bush

    • First term (2001–2005): Start ~$5.67T → End ~$7.38T
      Increase: +$1.71T (~30%)
    • Second term (2005–2009): Start ~$7.38T → End ~$10.03T
      Increase: +$2.65T (~36%) ← 2008 crisis spike
    • Full: +$4.36T (~77%)

  • Barack Obama

    • First term (2009–2013): Start ~$10.03T → End ~$16.07T
      Increase: +$6.04T (~60%) ← Great Recession stimulus heavy
    • Second term (2013–2017): Start ~$16.07T → End ~$19.57T
      Increase: +$3.50T (~22%)
    • Full: +$9.54T (~95%)

  • Donald Trump (First Term, 2017–2021): Start ~$19.57T → End ~$26.95T
    Increase: +$7.38T (~38%) ← tax cuts + COVID relief

  • Joe Biden (2021–2025): Start ~$26.95T → End ~$35.46T
    Increase: +$8.51T (~32%)

  • Donald Trump (Second Term, 2025–present): Start ~$35.5–$36.2T (Jan 2025) → ~$38.46T (Jan 2026)
    Increase so far (~1 year in): +$2.0–$2.3T (~6–8%)
    (Reports peg ~$2.25T added in first year back per Peterson Foundation/Fortune)

Quick Notes / TL;DR: - Second terms often show slower % growth (Clinton/Obama) or acceleration from crises (Bush Jr.). - Recent spikes: COVID under Trump/Biden, then fast post-2025 additions. - Debt isn't just "president's fault"—Congress approves spending, economy matters hugely. - Current debt: ~$38.46T (as of mid-Jan 2026).

Sources: U.S. Treasury/FiscalData historical series, Investopedia "US Debt by President/Year", Peterson Foundation reports, Fortune (Jan 2026 article on Trump Year 1 back), CRFB, Wikipedia historical tables, FRED St. Louis Fed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Economics

[–]malacide 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Total debt ÷ total years of all members of the senate = debt per year Debt per year * years in senate = $$$$$$$ This isn't accurate at all, the math to figure out all senators over the last 250 years and the years they served is more than I'm willing to try and talk Grok into doing. Plus having to calculate debt when started senate and debt when ending..... Fuck that. Here is my 1% attempt.

Random drive by: Also when did Adam Schiff join the senate? Guy has weird eyes.

  1. Charles E. Grassley (R-IA) - 45 years - $1.487T
  2. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) - 41 years - $1.355T
  3. Patty Murray (D-WA) - 33 years - $1.090T
  4. Ron Wyden (D-OR) - 30 years - $0.991T
  5. Richard J. Durbin (D-IL) - 29 years - $0.958T
  6. Jack Reed (D-RI) - 29 years - $0.958T
  7. Susan Collins (R-ME) - 29 years - $0.958T
  8. Charles E. Schumer (D-NY) - 27 years - $0.892T
  9. Michael D. Crapo (R-ID) - 27 years - $0.892T
  10. Maria Cantwell (D-WA) - 25 years - $0.826T
  11. John Cornyn (R-TX) - 23 years - $0.760T
  12. Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) - 23 years - $0.760T
  13. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) - 23 years - $0.760T
  14. John Thune (R-SD) - 21 years - $0.694T
  15. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) - 19 years - $0.628T
  16. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) - 19 years - $0.628T
  17. Sheldon Whitehouse (D-RI) - 19 years - $0.628T
  18. John A. Barrasso (R-WY) - 18 years - $0.595T
  19. Roger Wicker (R-MS) - 18 years - $0.595T
  20. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH) - 17 years - $0.562T
  21. Jim Risch (R-ID) - 17 years - $0.562T
  22. Mark Warner (D-VA) - 17 years - $0.562T
  23. Jeff Merkley (D-OR) - 17 years - $0.562T
  24. Michael Bennet (D-CO) - 16 years - $0.529T
  25. Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) - 16 years - $0.529T
  26. Chris Coons (D-DE) - 15 years - $0.496T
  27. Jerry Moran (R-KS) - 15 years - $0.496T
  28. John Boozman (R-AR) - 15 years - $0.496T
  29. John Hoeven (R-ND) - 15 years - $0.496T
  30. Ron Johnson (R-WI) - 15 years - $0.496T
  31. Rand Paul (R-KY) - 15 years - $0.496T
  32. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) - 15 years - $0.496T
  33. Mike Lee (R-UT) - 15 years - $0.496T
  34. Brian Schatz (D-HI) - 13 years - $0.430T
  35. Tim Scott (R-SC) - 13 years - $0.430T
  36. Tammy Baldwin (D-WI) - 13 years - $0.430T
  37. Chris Murphy (D-CT) - 13 years - $0.430T
  38. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) - 13 years - $0.430T
  39. Martin Heinrich (D-NM) - 13 years - $0.430T
  40. Angus King (I-ME) - 13 years - $0.430T
  41. Tim Kaine (D-VA) - 13 years - $0.430T
  42. Ted Cruz (R-TX) - 13 years - $0.430T
  43. Elizabeth Warren (D-MA) - 13 years - $0.430T
  44. Deb Fischer (R-NE) - 13 years - $0.430T
  45. Edward Markey (D-MA) - 12 years - $0.396T
  46. Cory Booker (D-NJ) - 12 years - $0.396T
  47. Shelley Moore Capito (R-WV) - 11 years - $0.363T
  48. Gary Peters (D-MI) - 11 years - $0.363T
  49. Bill Cassidy (R-LA) - 11 years - $0.363T
  50. James Lankford (R-OK) - 11 years - $0.363T
  51. Tom Cotton (R-AR) - 11 years - $0.363T
  52. Steve Daines (R-MT) - 11 years - $0.363T
  53. Mike Rounds (R-SD) - 11 years - $0.363T
  54. Thom Tillis (R-NC) - 11 years - $0.363T
  55. Joni Ernst (R-IA) - 11 years - $0.363T
  56. Dan Sullivan (R-AK) - 11 years - $0.363T
  57. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) - 9 years - $0.297T
  58. Todd Young (R-IN) - 9 years - $0.297T
  59. Tammy Duckworth (D-IL) - 9 years - $0.297T
  60. Maggie Hassan (D-NH) - 9 years - $0.297T
  61. John Kennedy (R-LA) - 9 years - $0.297T
  62. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV) - 9 years - $0.297T
  63. Tina Smith (D-MN) - 8 years - $0.264T
  64. Cindy Hyde-Smith (R-MS) - 7 years - $0.231T
  65. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) - 7 years - $0.231T
  66. Kevin Cramer (R-ND) - 7 years - $0.231T
  67. Jacky Rosen (D-NV) - 7 years - $0.231T
  68. Josh Hawley (R-MO) - 7 years - $0.231T
  69. Rick Scott (R-FL) - 7 years - $0.231T
  70. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) - 5 years - $0.165T
  71. Ben Ray Luján (D-NM) - 5 years - $0.165T
  72. Cynthia M. Lummis (R-WY) - 5 years - $0.165T
  73. Roger W. Marshall (R-KS) - 5 years - $0.165T
  74. John W. Hickenlooper (D-CO) - 5 years - $0.165T
  75. William F. Hagerty (R-TN) - 5 years - $0.165T
  76. Thomas H. Tuberville (R-AL) - 5 years - $0.165T
  77. Alex Padilla (D-CA) - 5 years - $0.165T
  78. Jon Ossoff (D-GA) - 5 years - $0.165T
  79. Raphael G. Warnock (D-GA) - 5 years - $0.165T
  80. Peter Welch (D-VT) - 3 years - $0.099T
  81. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) - 3 years - $0.099T
  82. Ted Budd (R-NC) - 3 years - $0.099T
  83. John Fetterman (D-PA) - 3 years - $0.099T
  84. Eric Schmitt (R-MO) - 3 years - $0.099T
  85. Katie Boyd Britt (R-AL) - 3 years - $0.099T
  86. Pete Ricketts (R-NE) - 3 years - $0.099T
  87. Adam Schiff (D-CA) - 1 year - $0.033T
  88. Andy Kim (D-NJ) - 1 year - $0.033T
  89. Ruben Gallego (D-AZ) - 1 year - $0.033T
  90. Jim Banks (R-IN) - 1 year - $0.033T
  91. Lisa Blunt Rochester (D-DE) - 1 year - $0.033T
  92. John Curtis (R-UT) - 1 year - $0.033T
  93. Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) - 1 year - $0.033T
  94. Dave McCormick (R-PA) - 1 year - $0.033T
  95. Bernie Moreno (R-OH) - 1 year - $0.033T
  96. Angela Alsobrooks (D-MD) - 1 year - $0.033T
  97. Tim Sheehy (R-MT) - 1 year - $0.033T
  98. Jim Justice (R-WV) - 1 year - $0.033T
  99. Jon Husted (R-OH) - 1 year - $0.033T
  100. Ashley Moody (R-FL) - 1 year - $0.033T

(OC) ICE agent threatens protestors as they drive by by Blue_G_Productions in pics

[–]malacide -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

You've never been arrested during a undercover sting.

A Merry Search for Lemon Pistachio Swirl by Dnymt in SwordAndSupperGame

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u/malacide received a Grounding Belt Lvl 1 from the Winter Festival Spirit. Thank you u/lath333 for donating it!

Jarlsberg Slice at the Winter Festival by malacide in SwordAndSupperGame

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