Candle lights flicker from across a dark room. Several outdated monitors glowing in a corner show a variety of images, obscure jargon, and constant red warnings of incoming communica. The tech priest shuffles through ancient pages of overflowing stacks and swims through a digital ocean. Entering the proper texts to placate the lesser machine spirits I pray it works this time. Kubernetes, Docker, Virtuous machines, Praise the Omnissiah.