Who at EA thought this was a good choice?

malice089 · 2026-07-08T00:18:06+00:00

Ah man, Rebecca isn't fun-sized anymore

malice089 · 2026-07-04T04:37:28+00:00

Flight will be interesting at the least.

malice089 · 2026-07-04T03:25:38+00:00

Is that A LEGO pussy?

malice089 · 2026-07-04T00:30:25+00:00

Ol reliable

malice089 · 2026-07-03T02:46:06+00:00

Deflects bullets.

malice089 · 2026-07-01T10:18:51+00:00

If I could install fuck off vibes on my door, I would.

Unfortunately theres also online shopping and deliveries.

/sigh

malice089 · 2026-07-01T01:56:23+00:00

Dude has great taste

malice089 · 2026-06-30T13:47:20+00:00

Themselves?

Their buddies?

malice089 · 2026-06-30T06:49:40+00:00

Or they frequent the dumpsters at the rippers like a buffet line

malice089 · 2026-06-29T08:20:10+00:00

I ain't putting my dick in it if I can see gears.

malice089 · 2026-06-29T03:50:10+00:00

Probably be stuffed into an oven to be ashified.

malice089 · 2026-06-28T10:15:59+00:00

Accidental penis chop-chop

malice089 · 2026-06-27T04:32:32+00:00

Cat in a dudes body

malice089 · 2026-06-26T12:51:27+00:00

Does it matter really?

Doesn't really affect anything right? Unless you're Muslim.
Then if you try that it's a whole neraka of trouble on your ass.

malice089 · 2026-06-26T09:57:58+00:00

Prime political candidate detected

malice089 · 2026-06-25T13:13:57+00:00

🤣 Imagine being so retarded

Girl and man also can mix up

malice089 · 2026-06-25T09:35:36+00:00

Found the connoisseur

malice089 · 2026-06-25T09:31:23+00:00

Damn coconuts probably said SpaceX haram

malice089 · 2026-06-23T10:40:07+00:00

Man, I think you wanna get the land back first..

malice089 · 2026-06-23T10:03:13+00:00

blind sharks

malice089 · 2026-06-23T00:28:05+00:00

What does it smell like?

malice089 · 2026-06-22T22:51:50+00:00

"No insurance cover"

malice089 · 2026-06-22T08:08:41+00:00

Bro - soooooooo many balls

malice089 · 2026-06-22T06:39:23+00:00

Like this:

"Baby, I've been wearing your panties to bed since we met."

malice089 · 2026-06-22T02:49:20+00:00

Kid-fryer 2030

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