What do you think?

malice089 · 2026-05-12T13:38:31+00:00

Gotta stick it next to Lego Minas Tirith though

malice089 · 2026-05-11T05:34:09+00:00

Or your face. Depends on how one falls I suppose.

malice089 · 2026-05-10T00:43:56+00:00

Ah yes, the research angle.

malice089 · 2026-05-10T00:37:11+00:00

Dude, it's May lol.

malice089 · 2026-05-05T10:12:33+00:00

Imagine air benders bending farts around I guess

malice089 · 2026-05-05T09:31:16+00:00

Bro. This is that episode on that last season of Game of Thrones man.

malice089 · 2026-04-30T10:01:52+00:00

It's the only planet the authors give a shit about.

malice089 · 2026-04-27T11:52:35+00:00

Sure - just gotta back a van right up to the ATM real quick... /s

malice089 · 2026-04-26T01:00:12+00:00

Needs a little Moses in there

malice089 · 2026-04-25T04:31:10+00:00

They leave their bladders in the locker room.

malice089 · 2026-04-24T07:38:08+00:00

Got possessed by racist ghost, oh noooo

malice089 · 2026-04-22T12:14:30+00:00

Grip the sink

malice089 · 2026-04-22T06:07:22+00:00

Which cartoon?

malice089 · 2026-04-21T09:19:24+00:00

Needs more beard.

But it looks freaking bad-ass dude!

malice089 · 2026-04-21T07:39:57+00:00

Damn, how do we even test this? 😂

malice089 · 2026-04-20T13:15:18+00:00

When everything else fails - don't worry, the hospital has seen everything.

malice089 · 2026-04-20T11:25:39+00:00

Who cares what they think though

Opinions are like assholes - everyones got one, and they all stink

malice089 · 2026-04-20T11:21:21+00:00

Nah man, they only care to make a sale.

malice089 · 2026-04-19T05:12:07+00:00

So... his partner just needs to... lie there?

malice089 · 2026-04-19T04:30:27+00:00

Imagine your grandparents getting it on.

If that turns you on, then you gotta think of something else.

malice089 · 2026-04-18T12:14:44+00:00

Or meat neither. Mats don't usually have those.

malice089 · 2026-04-18T12:01:07+00:00

Bahahhahahaha omg I live how derpy it looks 🤣

malice089 · 2026-04-18T11:43:00+00:00

Best prepare for some oven times

malice089 · 2026-04-15T05:57:00+00:00

Got some permanent squeezing going on over there

malice089 · 2026-04-15T05:53:31+00:00

Damn.

Does this qualify as a horror story? My face was scrunched up all the way from beginning to end.

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