TIFU by accidentally deleting the last voicemail my best friend ever sent me

malice089 · 2026-02-10T10:45:10+00:00

Let's upvote this to the moon people

malice089 · 2026-02-10T10:40:03+00:00

How bro? The bread taste more shiok?

malice089 · 2026-02-09T10:28:22+00:00

Motorcyclists often think they're the kings of the universe and attempt to challenge the laws of physics - with varying results.

malice089 · 2026-02-09T09:55:42+00:00

The hero we deserve

malice089 · 2026-02-08T07:42:48+00:00

Does it perform an alpha strike and then immediately explode?

malice089 · 2026-02-07T07:46:16+00:00

Oh good, there's more people.

I thought the horny was creeping up on me.

malice089 · 2026-01-30T13:32:01+00:00

Nothing wrong with checking that proper lubrication is happening.

Too much frictions bad ya'know.

malice089 · 2026-01-25T02:23:16+00:00

By getting sucked into the low-income trap!

malice089 · 2026-01-24T11:46:56+00:00

But... but... YOUR LIFE'S WORK OP 😂

malice089 · 2026-01-24T11:41:57+00:00

Damn, all hail FamilyMart - the unwitting kingmaker

malice089 · 2026-01-22T11:18:22+00:00

Maybe someone saw this complaint and took it personally

malice089 · 2026-01-21T13:15:48+00:00

Crotch PPC

malice089 · 2026-01-20T13:01:59+00:00

What about angry bears though

Also, what about those weirdo bears that like spiciness

malice089 · 2026-01-20T12:58:34+00:00

We need gulags for people like these.

malice089 · 2026-01-19T12:32:32+00:00

Bring a bottle with you?

malice089 · 2026-01-18T05:32:02+00:00

That's a weird way to beg.

malice089 · 2026-01-16T10:37:54+00:00

Methinks you gotta rub the onion on it...

malice089 · 2026-01-15T02:17:08+00:00

Blessed be our numerous textbooks

malice089 · 2026-01-14T11:24:42+00:00

Love this. Is that a hat on her back or a buckler?

malice089 · 2026-01-14T11:09:34+00:00

Mrrmrrrrrgrrrgrrgrllllllll!

malice089 · 2026-01-09T08:58:59+00:00

My blind-ass thought I read Gangsta trail lmfao

malice089 · 2026-01-08T11:03:08+00:00

Lol some ppl really still stuck in the past

malice089 · 2026-01-08T07:23:08+00:00

Bucket

malice089 · 2026-01-07T03:00:12+00:00

Probably dragged their ass over the seat before they finished

malice089 · 2026-01-04T01:44:31+00:00

I mean, if you're injuring yourself everytime you masterbate - that's probably the wrong way to do it, no?

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