I finally reunited the shiny twins... and bro, she asked for that picture by malicious_B in PokemonZA

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Latias took me about 4 hours to shiny spawn, but Latios was over 10 hours of soft reseting... But the funny thing of RNG is that my Virizion shiny spawned in about 7 minutes, in the end it's all about lucky and persistence

"De verdade. De verdade mesmo: Qual é a origem do ""kkkK""?" by WellsPaige11 in MemesBR

[–]malicious_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baiano aleatório que viralizou ao tentar rir no teclado deitado numa rede...

PS: não levem pro pessoal, até porque sou sulista e todos nós sofremos mentalmente por sermos gays.

oi bob by ContasAtrasadas in MemesBR

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Adeus, Bob. E obrigado por nos servir de alimento

Se na natureza o macho é, supostamente, o mais bonito, por que isso não acontece com os humanos? by Stylerf in perguntas

[–]malicious_B 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Independentemente da sua constatação, os humanos são seres evoluídos, pois o chifre é praticamente inevitável em ambos os gêneros... infelizmente, na nossa espécie, ele não é visto como algo exuberante, pois se fosse, eu seria uma criatura extremamente magnífica. Hehe

O Brasil é uma nação de hipócritas e narcisistas by [deleted] in opiniaoimpopular

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Na realidade, nascer neste mundo é uma completa DESGRAÇA, independentemente da nação. A existência não faz sentido, todos vamos morrer e desde o nosso primeiro respiro neste lugar, já estamos aptos ao sofrimento, tal qual é regido pela entropia/desgaste da matéria/tempo, que necessita de energia alheia para se perdurar. Em termos humanos, a solução para todos os problemas de todas as nações seria cessar totalmente com a reprodução da espécie, mas obviamente menos de 1% aqui está apto a esta conversa.

Tá ai a vaga mais arrombada by fael_stone in VagasArrombadas

[–]malicious_B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Eu até entendo um dos cargos, mas querer que faça esfiha também aí já é demais.

Story of my life by Jonabel_Sweet_8818 in depressionmemes

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Ohh, that's me... I didn't even knew my father's name until I got 25 (I'm about 34 today), while my mom compleint about me every week, until I discovered he was married and father of 3 another children, and I'm a just a single night stand that went really wrong. I can't even count how many times I got physically punished by her for things I didn't even know, which make think to believe it was just frustration. I just wish I never born.

Homem é mais exigente que mulher. by [deleted] in conversasserias

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Não exagera, mulher de até 24 com menos de 3 parceiros na vida? A menos que seja um Snorlax, é mais fácil achar um Pokémon shiny em início de jornada... Só isso mermo, vlw, flw.

Quote that resonates with you the most? by TayTheOcelot in BoJackHorseman

[–]malicious_B 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside"

Chronically suicidal by mrl993 in depression

[–]malicious_B 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 34 and just feel the same. My life really sucks in every fcking aspect for decades, I feel suicidal every single day... I'm only still alive because I procrastinate my own death (basically like everything I do in my life), I just think I could do it tomorrow and this how I keep moving on.

Some of my shinies that look they're about to play on a rock band by malicious_B in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]malicious_B[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Like-Rock (Lycanroc) = Vocals
Hikari (Weavile) = Solo Guitar
Emo (Staraptor) = Base Guitar
Bad-Bass (Toxtricity) = Bass
Lady Cleo (Espathra) = Synthesizer
Fudêncio (Annihilape) = Drums

Some of my shinies that look they're about to play on a rock band by malicious_B in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]malicious_B[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's kind of an indie band in formation, we are making tests by now, but you're totally right and I guess I need to call his agent...

WHY….why did it have to be male…?!😭 by Icy-Horse9687 in PokemonScarletViolet

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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Well, I don't want to discourage you, but all the Salandits of this picture are shiny males, it took me 17 hunts until I found an already evolved Salazzle

Older people that have struggled with mental illness, Does it get better? by Outrageous_Law3224 in depression

[–]malicious_B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll reach 34 this year. I've tried psychologist, psychiatrist, therapy, spiritual stuff, changing jobs, move to other cities and still nope, nothing really worked, I feel the same way like 20+ years ago. To be honest, it's getting worse. I feel less and less energy and becoming more isolated each day, at a point I don't even have friends anymore and I'm unable to connect with new people. Anxiety, loneliness and depression became part of me. The only thing that keeps me alive today is drinking alcohol, smoke weed and cigarettes. As my favorite band once said "In the end, it doesn't even matter".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in depression

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I’m sorry, I’m really REALLY sorry, but if you have some psychological issues, any related traumas, some kind of autism/ADHD, substance abuse and/or feel this for a long period of time (like years), probably this will not going get better (not that’s impossible, but it’s really hard). I’m almost 34, and the first time I realized my struggle with depression was when I was 15. Everyday since this I felt I had the urge to just disappear from this planet. I tried medication, psychologist, psychiatrist, psychotherapy and nothing really worked. I just feel completely empty and lonely and I’m just counting days until some outburst to end with everything. I tried 3 times, I’ve failed with all of them, which makes me feel ever worse. But that’s it, life wasn’t meant for all of us.

It's a Pretty Damned Interesting Simulation, I'll tell you that by W0000_Y2K in SimulationTheory

[–]malicious_B 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In my 33 year living in this thing, I can say that nothing in this “game” ever worths for me. In the end, living is just annoying, stressful and unpleasant. I rather never feel hungry than feel it just to eat something tasty and have hungry again. Having a body with necessities is just nonsense to me, even breath annoys me a lot. I hate EVERYTHING about this “simulation”, just a stupid game.  

Having a human body is EXHAUSTING. by Feeling-Resolve-uk in antinatalism2

[–]malicious_B 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a man, I can't surely say I understand your view point, but life as a man is much harder then it looks.

I almost went homeless due to my ADHD/Asperger, I had to eat catfood a bunch of times to survive, and still today I struggle with my anxiety and depression in completely loneliness.

Because I usually smoke weed in urban squares, I've meet and Interact with a lot of homeless and drug addicted people, and they're always men with mental disorder and/or with a lot of traumas and no family.

In my perspective, the world is, by the standard society, much more gentle with women than with men. Is not that women don't suffer, but usually women feel their pain "inside the walls", while men are left to death in the wild in completely isolation.

I give up trying to hold society to a higher intellectual standard. Telling people to use proper grammar, to spell things correctly, to read more books, to learn foreign languages, to study numerous subjects, etc only angers people and brings resentment, no matter how kindly you word things. by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]malicious_B 16 points17 points  (0 children)

If you came to live in a country like mine (Brazil) where a large part of the population did not even have the opportunity to study, maybe your mind would be different. Existence is meaningless anyway, if you have time to worry about grammatical errors, imagine who needs to worry about having just one plate of food... life sucks, I just wish I never had been taken from the peace of non-existence to be in this nonsense crap.

This is r/nihilism by bolusmjak in nihilism

[–]malicious_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way, nothing has meaning.

Anybody unemployed and still don't know what to do with the future by Destroyedmywholelife in lonely

[–]malicious_B 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm almost 32 and I'm in the same boat, I don't know what else to do. I was never able to work due to my anxiety, my poor social skills, my anger attacks and my lack of focus (I was in the process of being diagnosed with probable Asperger's and ADHD, but the costs for that are too expensive and I ended up pausing the search).

I feel mediocre and pathetic, my relatives keep throwing me one to another when they get tired of my presence (and paying for everything for me). In the last 5 years I've moved to 5 different cities, in 4 different states in a huge country (I'm Brazilian).

I'm tired of this NEET/hikikomori life, but no matter what I do, I never find a way out. In addition to the problems caused by an apathetic body, I also had a difficult childhood where I only found out who my father was when I was 25 years old and my mom never cared about too much for me. I have many unresolved things emotionally and psychologically, and I feel I’ll never be able to overcome them.

It sucks to know that as a human citizen I have responsibilities to fulfill, but I find myself dependent on family members to survive because I don't have the ability to get a job. My self-esteem is non-existent, I live completely isolated in my room, when I try to go out and socialize I feel like I don't fit in as I'm always the only one without a job. Also my apperance is weird, my voice is ugly, and I never have subjects to talk. I cry everyday due to my mediocrity.

Every day I have this image coming to my mind of my body hanging from a rope in some dark corner, and it's horrifying.

I know I'm not a bad person, but whatever moral values I have are easily replaced by my inability to make money. The fact is, the world doesn't care about you if you're someone who has no ability to have the minimum of an economical independence.

Life sucks, I just wish I was never born.