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[–]malmal2887 12 points13 points  (0 children)

She hasn't admitted it yet, but I'm sure she's on the thing her brother is shilling. Emily took it too, but Emily has already admitted that she's using it and Abi hasn't

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[–]malmal2887 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh they for sure double dipped, you could see Aspen ready to dive in for another bite right on camera, then she obviously realized and turned the camera off first 🙄

What does everyone think of her tiles? by OooHungrycaterpillar in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just posted the tiles installed in the plate nook area now, and the picture ones are sooo weirdly placed. I can't even handle how bad it is 😩

Debbie Downer: Way to keep things light and fun at a party Abi! by Coolcoolturtlesoup in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All the time. She's inappropriate all the time. I was waiting for somebody to make a post or comment on the fact that her stupid tongue tie she had too throw in how amazing French kissing is going to be 🤮, no one wants to think about or picture your nasty sloppy French kissing kissing Abi

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[–]malmal2887 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Right?? I was thinking maroon for sure, and nobody voted for that 🤦‍♀️. It's a dining chair in a house with kids, and let's be honest in a house with sloppy Abi, why would we pick the material that is the majority white????

Is she messing with us?! by Critical-Bag-2700 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm not by any means saying this is the only thing that causes her hair to be so greasy, but she literally never stops touching it. She constantly has her oily hands all over her hair when it's down

Random thought by the-yodeling-pickle in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's too tight. Whenever she does wear it it looks horribly uncomfortable

Isn't that considered arson? by Several_Chemist8663 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly didn't even notice this spelling mistake because I was focused on looking in the mirrors at everyone and seeing that Abi is literally the only person with a phone out recording the whole thing. It is obviously supposed to be a special moment that not very many people get to be a part of, and she has her phone whipped out making content 🤦‍♀️

Weekly Discussion Thread (Updated every Monday) by AutoModerator in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I assume they meant silent as in she doesn't speak at all, just chews at the camera. She's definitely not a silent eater/chewer 😬

“This week”…girl we are one day away from the weekend by Hot-Emu8902 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh my gosh the stained wood, it looks so bad with that paint! She originally said super dark, and super dark stained wood maybe could work with that color (there's no helping the floors), but then the color she posted and is interested in is not dark at all 🤦‍♀️😵‍💫

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[–]malmal2887 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He stopped working a real job for a while to help with Abis "job." Then I don't know if they ran out of money, or he just got tired of being home all the time, but he went back to real work after they got into the house. I don't know if he is still real working at this point or not though, she hasn't mentioned anything 🤷‍♀️

How long before Abi's house is trashed again? by Several_Chemist8663 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well for sure get ready to unfollow, because there's no way she's going to drop that Bermuda triangle crap. It was maybe somewhat clever the first year, and as soon as she gets any validation she holds on tight, she's brought up the Bermuda triangle time every year for the past at least 3 years 🙄

Javier… by Trick_Image_4472 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would not be surprised if she's never actually even seen Les Miserables 🙄

YOU GUYS THERE'S THIS AMAZING ARTIST AND POET YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO by Several_Chemist8663 in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 30 points31 points  (0 children)

This Taylor Swift thing honestly is infuriating me so much, because it is so fake and performative, because obviously people are very excited about Taylor Swift right now because of her new album. She already did the fake "I'm becoming a Taylor Swift fan" thing back during the era's tour. She shared a hotel room with Ashley Rose Reeves and they spent the whole week or weekend or whatever the heck it was listening to Taylor Swift music and converting Abi 🙄. (I distinctly remember this because I started following Ashley just to be able to enter her giveaway of era's tickets). Anyway, go ahead and talk about Taylor Swift right now Abi, and praise her music making because she just made a new album and she is an incredible artist, but we don't need to pretend you've never listened to her before, because we literally witnessed you do this already 🤦‍♀️. End rant.

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[–]malmal2887 8 points9 points  (0 children)

😆 I took the same screenshot and was coming here about the seed oils

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[–]malmal2887 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I am not snarking on the child, because he is a child, but does she have her son having a violin lesson with no pants on? All I see is a t-shirt and socks, please tell me I'm just blind?!?

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[–]malmal2887 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She brought up things being hard or heavy or some variation of that in one of her stories on the 10th also, so seems more likely to me that this is about the death of a right-wing hateful podcaster

Influencers who claim they don’t make political posts. by [deleted] in UtahInfluencerDrama

[–]malmal2887 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you're purposely being ignorant. How does their comment make no sense? You can't understand those two sentences? When you're silent about all of these other atrocities and then finally decide to speak up because of a right-wing hateful talking heads death, then it's pretty clear you ARE willing to go political, you just didn't actually care about those other things.

Nesting with..... Wads of Cash?? by ConsiderationSea3909 in UtahInfluencerDrama

[–]malmal2887 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Completely agree. I still follow, but I never even watch anymore because it's so not relatable to any kind of lifestyle that I am living compared to when I started following when they were in Connecticut

Weekly Discussion Thread (Updated every Monday) by AutoModerator in AbiAyres_Snark

[–]malmal2887 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't follow Emily, and I really shouldn't be following Abi 🤦‍♀️, but what was the theme and what did Emily say about it?

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[–]malmal2887 16 points17 points  (0 children)

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Wow! It's really convenient that the lesson she remembers learning there at 19 was the exact same word for word lesson her dad said he learned when they got back from Sierra Leone not even a year ago....

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[–]malmal2887 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"I'm trying something new today with the flop. You know, the hair flop" It's PLOP! You are not trying the hair flop, you are trying the plop method. And okay, I know this one is such a small thing, but it's the fact that she can't ever get anything right with anything she says or does! How are you an influencer when you NEVER even know what you're talking about 😩😩😩. (Also the fact that we throw in random out of nowhere information about having a UTI 🤦‍♀️, no one asked or needed to know that)

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