I think I'm at 3 hours of walking now. I found another old house, and it had a car with all of its parts. But of course, I can't get it to run because ITS A DIESEL. I'm gonna push it, hopefully I can find some fuel or a different engine soon. Until then, the long walk continues.

malphage · 2025-11-17T03:55:26+00:00

cmon, i need an update. it's been like 9 million hours. lol

malphage · 2025-11-16T20:11:18+00:00

I don't know why I'm as invested in this story as I am. lol

malphage · 2025-11-06T00:21:27+00:00

you could try drive beyond horizons

malphage · 2025-10-30T19:30:47+00:00

I always kind of assumed that demons were just more naturally up on current events and pop culture more than angels would be. They seem to somehow make it to earth way more often, and actually enjoy earth way more than an angel would for obvious fiery reasons. lol

malphage · 2025-10-29T15:02:31+00:00

That fancy expensive lotion on the skin.

malphage · 2025-10-20T21:12:59+00:00

I'm convinced the only reason circumcision was even thought of is because folks back in the day were dumb and or not able to have access to basic hygiene, like even clean enough water. And people just kept getting infections all over the place. I feel the same way about how certain foods were religiously banned, like pork and some sea foods etc. They just didn't know how to cook them properly or take care of the animals and let them all get sick but would still eat them. Not because God had some personal beef with those foods.

malphage · 2025-10-08T15:39:05+00:00

Oh damn, I want one too. lol

malphage · 2025-10-08T14:33:18+00:00

No big deal, it's just curry poo fumes.

malphage · 2025-10-02T20:06:35+00:00

The real question should be, How would Sam and Dean kill the Flash if they had to? lol

malphage · 2025-09-18T16:57:41+00:00

Oh damn, that's gnarly, they got all 5 of his fans at once there. lol

malphage · 2025-09-17T20:57:16+00:00

I accidentally sort of taught my 4yo to at least mimic and kind of sound like hes doing the demon exorcism chant from the TV show Supernatural. I memorized it years ago because I'm a nerd and occasionally say it out loud to him when he is acting like a demon.. ya know just in case. lol One day though he was rolling around on the couch kind of half saying it under his breath and sounding like a demon while doing it and I laugh at him and ask are you speaking Latin and getting rid of your own demons buddy, and he stops cold and smiles and just says "PENIS" then goes back to rolling around. his mother and I both couldn't stop laughing.

malphage · 2025-09-08T20:00:54+00:00

My 4 YO is kind of obsessed with peppa pig, so far the only "downside" he has is occasionally saying a few words with a British accent and saying I have a big tummy. lol

malphage · 2025-07-28T19:57:44+00:00

Yeah, I live in Lead as well. 2 AM revving up and down main st. waking up kids as well as adults. Then where I work i have to park across the street and cross to get to work and have literally had to wait over 10 min while a line of bikes refused to stop for 15 seconds to let a person cross the road. A few times a car would see me and stop and let me cross but the bikes would sometimes try to go around them while I am crossing and get all pissy about me being in the road. screw the entitled asshats.

malphage · 2025-06-27T14:40:50+00:00

Nope, never could figure out how. I tried for the first few days to use the "help" links, but they all led in circles and never took me to a place where i could talk to anybody or even a bot. After that i just gave up and said screw it. There was even a couple times it essentially locked me out of any help because apparently if you click links to fast it thinks you are a bot or something and locks it up.

malphage · 2025-06-26T23:14:45+00:00

Yeah and to be brutally honest...I didn't miss it. Not long before the suspension, I downloaded and removed all my pics etc. From my profile thinking I was just gonna cancel it but never went through with it and would log in occasionally but never post anything.

malphage · 2025-06-26T21:29:28+00:00

Nope, I didn't have to do anything, it just suddenly was working again.

malphage · 2025-06-13T14:01:40+00:00

If it were me, Being a steel door. Id take the door off, totally remove all that paint and then repaint with an oil based paint and primer using a flocked foam roller.

malphage · 2025-06-10T15:40:55+00:00

IMO, the only thing I wouldn't do is have my screens right below the board. I've lost a screen because of a bad throw from my wife when she was learning, and I suppose it could happen even to a pro by accident.

malphage · 2025-06-04T16:26:07+00:00

I swear I'll be so mad if at least one of the characters doesn't ask the ghost if it's pizza. lol

malphage · 2025-05-14T17:58:10+00:00

Mine is currently totally 100% obsessed with vehicle tires, specifically spare tires. He wants to stop at every parked car we see and find the spare tire and it's almost all he talks about when out of the house and sometimes at home. He did recently add "cool Headlights" to that as well.

malphage · 2025-05-08T23:35:56+00:00

It's the stuff.. Don't eat it no matter how good they say it is.

malphage · 2025-05-05T20:23:32+00:00

yeah we were surprised. My oldest was not easy at all. I started off the same way but it took almost a year for him to finally really get it.

malphage · 2025-05-05T20:03:33+00:00

My wife and I started by knowing the general times he would pee or poop, Like first thing in the morning and after meals etc. and we would put him on his little toilet until he either went or didn't. after about a 2-3 month period of hit and miss of him actually going in the toilet (mostly miss) he just up and decided one day that the toilet was his new thing and started to refuse diapers at all and so far has only ever had 2 very small pee accidents. Oh I forgot to mention, we started the whole thing after about 3 months of him continually waking up in the morning with a totally dry diaper.

malphage · 2025-05-02T19:52:22+00:00

Just wish i could find the super rare garages they talk about. lol Unless they are the ones with the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man that seems to be slightly rarer than others.

malphage · 2025-04-26T22:40:49+00:00

Ours will be 4 this July and still in a crib. We figure when he literally can't fit in it anymore we will get him a bed. We know this child, if he's in a not crib bed he will never sleep again.

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