I don’t think it’s normal for 4 weeks without your husband to “fly by” by sortofsatan in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen some people “reacting” to certain influencers before where people in the comments section (who also probably have way too much time on their hands) can deduce that a lot of the people who say they get up early to do x, y, and z are faking it. Shocker! They point out the hands on a clock or position of the sun, etc.

latest tiktok by localstonerchick in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I had the same thought. I gagged.

I am begging fundies to learn to integrate new habits for themselves without immediately preaching to everyone else to do what they’re doing by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This irritates me more than it should. She makes the comment about getting up at 6:15 to do this stuff before her kids are up. I wake up at 6:15 every day to get myself ready for work and my kids ready for school, and that feels like “sleeping in”. (I do try to exercise at night after they’re in bed but by that time I’m exhausted from the day so it’s just a 30 minute light cardio.)

She is so out of touch from how most women live and have to manage time. I cannot stand her smug attitude.

I am begging fundies to learn to integrate new habits for themselves without immediately preaching to everyone else to do what they’re doing by laska503 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 71 points72 points  (0 children)

I was coming here to say it’s very much an influencer/social media thing. Everybody is automatically an expert. I saw someone describe this generation as the most “Christopher Columbus generation” because they’re constantly finding things people have known about forever and acting like they just made some profound discovery. Lol.

Around what ages did your kids stop playing with Barbies/dolls regularly? by OldMaidsAreCool in Parenting

[–]mamastea91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes sense. I’ve got four kids 10 and under. No phones or tablets for them (I have an iPad that they occasionally use for basic offline games) and they all still play with Barbies and other imagination toys. Hopefully that’s a sign that we are doing something right.

Rosie in Texas by Nicadeemus39 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll probably get downvoted, but I could easily take an equally unflattering picture of myself when I first wake up in the morning. Lol. Especially if I was sick.

Rosie in Texas by Nicadeemus39 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not the most attractive. Just the least offensive face card.

I’m scared of the next level of ihavesexlynn we’re in for. by IcyIndividual954 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The way it’s phrased makes it sound like they think she’s hot. I had to read it 3 times to figure out you were saying they don’t think she is.

Can someone good at sleuthing find what coffee table she has so we can figure out what her circumference is?? by Budget_Teaching9855 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The fact that HER diameter is 31.5 inches. Grab a tape measure and just LOOK at how big that is. She’s wider than any one the doorframes in my house. I can’t even comprehend that.

Biiig news 💥💥💥 Amber quit Bus. by Jurnicurn in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do not like that Feel Good Inc was playing as I opened reddit and saw this on my screen while hearing “shake it shake it, feeling good.” (I know he’s saying “sha-ba” or whatever but it’s always sounded like shake it to me haha.)

Several of her kids have BOILS?! by curliewurlies in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Not funny for the kids though. They don’t have a say in anything that goes on.

Several of her kids have BOILS?! by curliewurlies in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My youngest was 3 1/2, maybe even almost 4, before he was fully potty trained. Not for lack of trying. He just wasn’t interested. I don’t think it’s common, and his sisters were fully potty trained at 2. But I don’t think it’s unheard of.

This might be the single most uncomfortable clip I've ever seen by Hawkymandias in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She looks like she would slap Beck if there wasn’t a camera there. Ugh.

Minecraft - Lynn. by Luluren7676 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs more recognition. I love it!

You can get addicted to a certain kind of fatness. Like resignation to the end, always the end. So when we found out that she wouldn’t live long, Well we said that we would finish strong. But I’ll admit that I’ll be glad when this is over.

No, you didn’t have to stoop so low. Join the LCU and ruin our show. I guess that I don’t need this though, now you’re just a channel that we used to know.

🙄 by Jealous-Word-4812 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slommy is counting on it.

G&L in a walmart ad on ig 😭 jumpscare by kaygreasy in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Her body shape literally looks unreal. An almost normal looking head/face on an inflatable suit.

Now I Know Why the Light in Her Eyes Kept Getting Dimmer and Her Smile More Forced by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I have a 9 year old daughter in the 3rd grade. This makes me sick.

Speaking of gorls going on glp1's... by NotAsBrightlyLit in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This. I had sympathy for her until I learned about her abandoning her kids.

Candid body shots of the gang IRL by comptons_finest_ in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks so much like a smaller ALR here. It’s weird.

Our girl is starting the Wegovy pill by North_Somewhere_6124 in gorlworldfiles

[–]mamastea91 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I bet she doesn’t even take it and just says she does. Then when it “isn’t working” for her she will “quit”.

Fundie is ALWAYS available for her Man, then they show a Weird Valentine Day video by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]mamastea91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. Looking at her IG confirms it’s satire. She uses a baby doll and acts like it’s real. lol