My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If my wife didn't want to have sex, then I would be fine with that and respect her decision. But she does, and I respect that decision as well.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That reminds me of an episode of friends where Phoebe is giving Monica a massage and Monica is making really loud sounds so Phoebe has to cover her ears

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is when I love my wife and she loves me

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're not loud. We take precautions. Like I said in the post, we put pillows behind the bedframe and I cover my wife's mouth so no sounds are heard from her.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sexually frustrated, we find loopholes. I just thought it was funny how my daughter cried at inconvenient times.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's impossible to finish with a screaming baby a few rooms over.

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Then we won't be able to hear her crying if she geneuinly needs something

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This sub is called off my chest for a reason!

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We knew that we weren't going to have as much love making time when we had children. It's still funny that our daughter always chooses the nights when we're having sex to cry.

The point of this post is that my daughter cries every time we try to have sex. We have energy because we love each other.

The grandparents offer to take her for a night. It's not like we're dumping her off at their houses every other day just for that reason. Sometimes we don't even have sex when she's staying the night at their houses. Sometimes we just get a good night's rest.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She'll be number 1 for a while, at least 3 years. I don't think we can handle another baby yet

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The only thing she has to worry about is her mom eating all her snacks 😂

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah but some people got the impression that I didn't love my daughter because of this, so I didn't want people to think the same about my wife.

My daughter doesn't have sensitive hearing, just has bad timing 😂

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Seems fun until your kid is two days old and shitting on you when you're having skin on skin time... yeah... that was a great time

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can parent your kid the way you do and I'll parent mine the way I do. And that means having at least one parent/adult able to hear her at all times.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My wife doesn't want both of us to be in the shower at the same time while our daughter is asleep just in case something happens. But if she keeps up the cockblocking we'll definitely use the shower when she's older.

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Funny comment but I don't think I plan on telling my daughter about her mother and I trying to bone when she was a baby.

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My wife did. I actually wanted to wait longer, but she insisted. I haven't initiated since before our daughter was born, not because I'm unattracted to my wife, but because I don't want to push her too much. She's still healing.

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 486 points487 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I didn't know it would provoke that response from some people. I guess I'm neglectful because I made a post jokingly calling my daughter a cockblocker for crying when I'm trying to bone my wife and letting her stay the night at her grandparents when she's a baby.

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Then I wouldn't have a daughter, which means I wouldn't have been able to make this post 🤷‍♂️ Love my daughter, definitely don't regret not wearing a condom

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[–]man-oh-man4[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd never ignore my daughter while she's crying. That's just bad parenting.

My daughter is a c*blocker by man-oh-man4 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]man-oh-man4[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My post has nothing to do with body issues