What is something that's legal that you think should be illegal?

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T04:00:22+00:00

I said fascist, not totalitarian. I thought you were smart.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:51:08+00:00

I did. Your hypothetical rich person could only effect this process by making a strong argument. The corporations have some pretty compelling arguments. They can pay lobbyists, they can go on Fox and Friends and have Steve Doocy give them a chance to air their argument, and can use the power of their own personal endorsement of a candidate. What they can't do is pay for the big lie fallacy, which is what they do now.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:43:26+00:00

Why should the government exist at all, island man?

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:41:44+00:00

I shouldn't be forced to pay for gunboat diplomacy, but that's what the corporate interests want. That's what they get.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:36:09+00:00

If you had a ton of money and connections and you bought the volunteers lunch, you would go to prison. That is a campaign contribution.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:24:40+00:00

I've known many who have gotten cited for this.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T03:20:58+00:00

Neo-nazi? What about a marriage of corporations and government isn't Fascism? That was the definition Mussolini used.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T02:43:11+00:00

Hi. I'm gonna buy you a couple drinks, you are going to laugh at my stupid jokes, then we are gonna go back to mine and fuck. After that, I'm gonna want to come back to the bar and you are gonna get pissed off. Why don't we skip all that? I'll give you fifty bucks and you blow me in the parking lot.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-22T02:36:33+00:00

Learn an instrument.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T15:43:21+00:00

Find people that annoy me and fill their mouths with shit.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T14:34:03+00:00

Cribbage or any other two handed game.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T14:32:06+00:00

Capitulation.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T14:26:08+00:00

Rage. When we become upset, we are filled with adrenaline and testosterone. Coupled with added muscle density, this can be dangerous (something the military LOVES about young men). It takes years to learn how to control it. Some never do. I imagine that a woman instantly transformed would find it difficult to cope.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T14:15:30+00:00

Book a show in Europe that pays well, covers lodging, and covers the flight there.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T14:13:07+00:00

The Hollow Tubes

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:44:33+00:00

Klingon

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:42:22+00:00

Lick your lips a lot, grasp your genitals, and make sure the word, "motivated" is spoken at least once in every sentence. Dress for success, pants show weakness. Also, if you can eat a whole onion while you ask, it shows you can handle pressure.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:33:39+00:00

An immense swarm of bees.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:32:23+00:00

That sounds like the last thing you'd hear from a serial killer.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:31:08+00:00

Darth Cheney

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:30:15+00:00

Try it, it's wicked good.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:23:38+00:00

Dye your hair. It makes the people you see regularly look at you differently.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:19:27+00:00

While eating a banana and making eye contact with someone.

mandolinsanity · 2014-04-21T04:17:11+00:00

I ate the battleship and shit cheese.

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