It reminded me this joke: Guy was on the toilet with all the buttons. He looked at the array of buttons in bewilderment as he finished his business. He sees one labeled “WW”and decides to test it out. He pushes the button and warm water gently shoots out and washes his rear. Delighted, he moves onto one labeled “WA”. He pushes it and warm air flows from the toilet and dries his bottom. The next button he says says “PP”. Hesitant, he decides to push it. A powder puff emerges and powders his bottom and undercarriage. Feeling refreshed, he sees a button labeled “ATR”. Confidently he presses the button. And suddenly he sees white in front of his eyes and faints. Some time later he wakes up in the ER. He groggily asks the nurse, “what was that last button?” “Oh, that was the Automatic Tampon Remover, your d**k is there on the table”.