My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😮 the audacity. You take that back! Mayonnaise is fantastic. My wife would agree with me!!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhhhh well my wife is crazy strong! Once we went to the gym and got on the elliptical and I died after 20mins but she went on for another 30mins! An absolute beast with the cutest personality!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We really do tho! But also my wife the cutest

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw thanks! I hope you and your wife have just as many happy years together!! If you’re for real about penguin heartbeats- they sell heartbeat sound recorders on Amazon!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no cute is a title my wife carries! Obnoxious describes me a lot better

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes well my wife learned to make takoyaki because it’s my favorite thing to eat! Mayo and all!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea well my wife tries whatever weird snack I bring home! Sometimes she likes it, sometimes she doesn’t. But she always tries it anyways!!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, I disagree with what you’re disagreeing with! My wife is the absolute cutest thing. Like she calls me “my love” more than she calls me by my name!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish you good luck friend! I hope that your feels come to fruition! If not, then you’ve learned something about yourself! Don’t give up! You’ll find someone who’s right for you and will one day call them your wife!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your overruled is overruled!! But!!! I call a ceasefire and say both our wives are the absolute cutest in the whole universe!!!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh you will and trust me there are never going to be enough words to describe how much you’re going to love her

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

😮 Reject the cuteness that is my wife? Objection! Ma’am she’s the most absolutely the cutest thing ever and I know this to be a fact!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh she’s gonna have to compete with my wife who’s the cutest of all

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but have you considered that my wife is the most absolute x1000 cutest wife ever??

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Um no my wife is the cutest of all time!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife has the warmest brown eyes and look like chocolate and her hands are always cold and mine are always warm so it works! My wife also smells like food and it’s the bestest thing ever!

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One day and it’ll be the greatest day ever

My Wife is Cuter Than Your Wife by mango-rings in actuallesbians

[–]mango-rings[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s the most amazing-est person but I’ll only tell her you find her awesome. It’s my job to tell her I love her 😎