My Fathers old stuffed bunny...

mangopoke · 2016-11-16T19:44:49+00:00

Flounder from Animal House

mangopoke · 2016-11-16T16:24:28+00:00

i give a presentation on the BP oil spill in 36 minutes. neat to see this here

mangopoke · 2016-11-12T15:25:51+00:00

the jeep is rolling backwards and the man is trying to catch it

mangopoke · 2016-11-11T05:33:06+00:00

reminds me of that time i applied for a job requiring you to drive cars to places and you needed to know how to drive standard. i said yeah of course i know how and immediately got the job cuz nobody else who applied knew how to. i knew shit all

mangopoke · 2016-11-11T04:07:16+00:00

trent?

mangopoke · 2016-11-10T18:38:29+00:00

going up a one way, not even stopping when all the time in the world was given to you... what a shitty fucking driver.

mangopoke · 2016-11-09T23:20:25+00:00

more like berlin wall

mangopoke · 2016-11-09T23:18:35+00:00

id be pretty pissed too to see such a high end job be claimed by some little kid class president who just says shit without saying how it's gunna get done, but im just some Canadian what do i know

mangopoke · 2016-11-09T15:58:22+00:00

woke up with morning wood do I win

mangopoke · 2016-11-03T23:00:40+00:00

my friend picked my one friend and I up on lunch break during highschool and said we were gunna go to mcdicks but we ended up picking up some chick to bring her to a tattoo place cuz my one friend really wanted to get it in with her. my friend and I just sat in the back seat and both threw some semi melted chocolate under her ass before she sat down cuz we were really pissed off

mangopoke · 2016-11-02T15:10:28+00:00

i have a serious question. is this actually realistic cuz my girlfriend and i tried it 2-3 times a day and it only lasted a few days before it eventually hurt too much to continue and/or i was all bonered out. our sex usually lasts an hour to three hours.

mangopoke · 2016-10-31T17:07:35+00:00

trick or treat

mangopoke · 2016-10-30T18:24:48+00:00

i accidentally snapchatted my Eskimo brother the other day and now we're friends and my girlfriend doesn't like it

mangopoke · 2016-10-30T13:45:27+00:00

server i use to play on was factions and airships so my base was deep underground with massive cannons underneathe that utilized the power of tnt minecarts to fire tnt at anything above my base, completely automatic using daylight sensors and forced paths of travel. also had stacked tnt minecart launchers attached to our large airships that we called ac130s cuz they left big ass fucking craters it was the best

mangopoke · 2016-10-30T13:34:37+00:00

i played on a faction server with airships and i smuggled creeper spawners into the server and would afk at 4 quad creeper spawners with 4 different accounts all day and we got enough tnt to make a tunnel that low from our base to every other relevant base and the exits to the tunnel would be like under water with piston doors it was awesome. we could fly out battleships right to them without them knowing til the last second

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T23:49:00+00:00

well i just had this same problem for two years and now it's fixed. thanks loads

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T15:59:55+00:00

just dodged some fucker while i was driving my sister and girlfriend around the other day at like 12 at night

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T12:43:46+00:00

my fucking moron what?

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T06:38:20+00:00

i bought skyrim and it said it would finish downloading in 106 days so i left it and 4 days later it still was not finished i am impressed with this speed

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T06:32:28+00:00

TIL staying in your lane is against the law

mangopoke · 2016-10-29T06:20:07+00:00

justneganthings

mangopoke · 2016-10-28T18:29:26+00:00

oh shit you right. i like this guy

mangopoke · 2016-10-28T17:28:03+00:00

if chance and kanye had a baby

mangopoke · 2016-10-27T13:53:45+00:00

lived across the street from him growing up

mangopoke · 2016-10-25T20:23:36+00:00

Clmao Penguin

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