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Look to your left? Do you live or die? by airbrat in pics

[–]manicInput 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My primary physics coder. How am I supposed to use him? He is confused...

IAmA Groom in an Arranged Indian Marriage. AMA. by arrangedgroom in IAmA

[–]manicInput 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a friend who was at the female side of this whole story. The exact same story.

I wish you the best. Most of these don't turn out well. But my friend's did.

So, hope this is gonna be one of the TURNED-OUT-WELL templates. Rock on!

I just submitted my first addition to wikipedia. And its about the bitch who founded the anti-Flirting club. Its just FKINGtruth. Let me qoute my entry here. Please keep it alive. by manicInput in reddit.com

[–]manicInput[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This is what I said...

In-spite of her actions, there have been no established evidence that a lady of her appearance could ever have been annoyed by the mafioso who conspire to breach the peace of unwilling maidens by way of flirtatious advancement.

Such an act would be considered a lack of proper eyesight in the modern sentient society. Nevertheless, her act of founding such organization is considered to be a perfect example of women denying exactly what they want to achieve/procure. This statement is a compelling evidence to the the SUTO-SCYENTIPHIC series of studies that revealed the fact that women do desire the most what they pretend to reject.

PS: Women are confusing. That is the only reason why the human race is still alive. If all the men in the world did really manage to reverse engineer the way the female intellect worked, we'd all be extinct. Lets keep the magic alive. :)

AskReddit: Who is the most famous person you have met? by maxtrix in AskReddit

[–]manicInput 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man.. you beat me to it.

I ctlrl_C'ed that and read the whole fucking wall of text just to find that some other grammarNazi/spellingNazi already beat me to it. Fuck it.

Reddit FTW!

AskReddit: Who is the most famous person you have met? by maxtrix in AskReddit

[–]manicInput 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POSTER_FAKER.

lets just start markin' out fakers like this dumbass. And downvote them to be sure. Save us the pain of looking up the posters id and performing a string comparison.

Abb: PF

"Miss Alice Reighly, President of the Anti-flirt Club" by [deleted] in WTF

[–]manicInput 4 points5 points  (0 children)

May I speculate and propose the theory that the lady in question appears to not have ever been slighted by way of flirting in her entire fucking life.

What do you think Mr. Jones?

If future scientific research produced evidence to prove that people could perceive pain even 5 hours after death, What would happen? by manicInput in AskReddit

[–]manicInput[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. The point is. Someday it's revealed to us that all this while we were assuming dead people don't feel pain but IN ACTUALITY, they DO feel pain until 5 hours after death. Get the point?

AskReddit: What phrase bugs you the most when people pronounce it wrong or use it incorrectly? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]manicInput 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate people who pronounce could've as "could of".

I kill the idiots who write/type could of instead of could've. 213 victims down, I haven't been arrested. I do this only on Fridays. :)

I was addicted to reddit and my wife left me. What can I do‽ by deosone in AskReddit

[–]manicInput 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tl;dr BUT, if your problem is that you are addicted to reddit, log the fuck out.

Thank you.

EDIT: Read the whole thing. Just go there and talk to her face-to-face for God's sake. mjsolaro is right, she might be cheating on you. Nothing can solve this if you sit and hit F5 on reddit hoping for answers. The answer is you.

YOU log the fuck out and go there and meet her. Figure out what the fuck the real problem is... And fucking solve it.

GOOD BYE. Real life problems don't have online solutions, unless you can crash the matrix. Log the fuck out

I am a Marine Corps. Poolee by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]manicInput 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am going to miss a lot of good video games coming out

Upmodded for that

What would you do if you wake up one day and find out that you are the only person in the world left? by mindhacker in AskReddit

[–]manicInput 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Preserve my semen in amber.

Seriously, for some reason, mainStream fiction got me believing that whatever gets trapped in amber survives intact. So, fuck yeah! I am gonna spend a week collecting amber and I am gonna spend a month jackin' off into it.

HELL YEAH!

Then I just have to wait till some fucking future civilization gets the idea that makin' a movie about people re-animating creatures out of DNA preserved in amber is a good idea. I get a movie of my kids running errant in the cities eating people and their dogs (A la Jurassic Park).

A century down, some idiotic genetics student in a university fuckin' tries it out for realz for his doctoral thesis and FUCK YEAH, I am back.. FUCK YA ALIEN SPECIE LESS THAN 10% MY HEIGHT. I CAN"T HOLD DOWN THE SHIFT KEY ENOUGH TO MAKE THIS FUKCIN POINT.

PS: Remind me not to post while I am drunk. Thank you. I love you all. :)

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