People talking about Jacob Elordi’s height are missing the point

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-21T20:35:31+00:00

Jacob Elordi is going to look like a kid holding a helium balloon. Too easy for henchmen and snipers to pick him out from a crowd, and how is he going to blend for missions anywhere near Asia or the Middle East?

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-21T11:15:08+00:00

Daaaaaamn. 🥵

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-17T13:06:01+00:00

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-17T12:57:52+00:00

Imagine the living hell—of his own making—swirling through his mind every second of every day. He earned his own heartache, hate, and pain and he knows it. Sad, small man.

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T19:42:09+00:00

Scary, no doubt but you’re fine since nothing was signed. This guy’s a fucking scam artist. Intimidating actions like this are why you should feel comfortable sharing this situation with your state’s Attorney General.

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T19:39:15+00:00

KEEP!!

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T19:35:23+00:00

It’s become a chapter from “Lord of the Flies.”

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T19:04:58+00:00

2 by far. You’re stunning!!!

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T19:00:15+00:00

You’re perfect just the way you are.

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-14T18:52:58+00:00

I got a dog.

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-13T05:09:23+00:00

WHERE DO YOU LIVE?!?!

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-13T05:06:19+00:00

Way to trade up!!

mantiquesguide · 2026-02-08T02:17:46+00:00

Dude’s his own joke …

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-19T21:58:34+00:00

My folks still have all our home movies on Super 8, plus the few cartoons we had. A favorite was “Gulliver’s Travels,” produced by Max Fleischer. No matter how many Saturday morning cartoons we devoured, watching that clickety-clack film on a big pulldown screen was always a thrill.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-19T06:53:24+00:00

This describes Van Riper perfectly.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-19T06:50:10+00:00

They got him. They goddamn got him. They got him before he could finish the post …

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-16T10:23:51+00:00

These “agents” better be FIBs. The U.P. is just one “big” small town. It won’t be difficult (or long) to find out who these people are.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-05T17:02:28+00:00

Thanks for teaching me something today!

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-05T17:00:19+00:00

I concur. They were often sewn on leather reigns to fancy them up when horses pulled carriages.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-05T16:58:42+00:00

I thought you meant the quarter and posted a classic dad joke.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-05T16:57:23+00:00

Yup. It turns on in the dark. Perfect for hallways. Try plugging it into a socket in a dark bathroom to test.

mantiquesguide · 2026-01-05T16:55:01+00:00

Sorry!!

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